Not sure what he’s trying to cute his way out of, but it must be pretty serious.
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Not sure what he’s trying to cute his way out of, but it must be pretty serious.
Wait. You got one of those?
Compliance in advance - opening the door for dictators since time immemorial.
Hope you’re better soon. ❤️
Post a kaiju and name its OnlyFans page…
Ho on the half-shell? 🤷♂️
I feel safer. OK, that’s…not true.
Managed to thread the needle yesterday and got rid of all the dog poop in the back yard before it started to snow again.
They should have a Nobel Poop Prize for mastery of poop management.
Seems like that lady from Venezuela should be asking for her Nobel medal back.
Awkward 😬 Good save. Everyone gripes about their boss sometimes. Comes with the boss territory.
Oof! Hope RuthAnn has a good sense of humor. 😂😂😂
In this scenario I was in the “boss” role. I let it slide. It was a while ago now, not sure why I was thinking about it. But I do wonder, should I have mentioned it to him, because not everyone will take it in stride?
But still, these are excellent definitions. 😂😂
OMG the annual Snow Ball is tomorrow night and we didn’t have a *thing* to wear! Dad to the rescue. Deadlines be damned.
Fashion emergency update: the situation is under control. While we’re here, if anyone needs pasties or fashion tape, let me know and I will set you up.
Tending to a dress shopping emergency.
I never knew that was a thing until now.
#teenagers
Pro Tip:
When your boss sends you detailed feedback on a project, think twice before you reply with “TLDR.”
You’re welcome.
Awww, it’s a moo-shoe!
Status: Having an obstinacy contest with the 12 year old about going to school on the tail end of a cold. Film at 11.
Probably better that way.
Republicans are poopy.
That is all.
Ah, the secret delights of lakeside puppy life…😂😂😂
Lovely to see you! Sorry about breakfast.
Formed over thousands of years, the mysterious beach hoodoos of southern Florida continue to confound geologists to this very day.
But seriously, this dude fishing out here just reeled in a baby hammerhead shark. 😳 Don’t worry, folks, he released it.
I can’t believe how crowded these beaches are down here. Huff, huff.
Thank you. I needed this today. 😂😂😂
Did you hear about the jazz orchestra the censors banned from America’s Got Talent?
They said there was too much sax and violins. 🎷🎻
Yum! I’m coming to your house for dinner!
It’s true. AI gets trained on the internet. Internet is full of 💩. Computer Science 101: Garbage in, garbage out.
But you should still go back and read Gail’s thread. People are saying she’s a good storyteller.
Well, that’s turning the tables…
