Heath

So tired, didn’t get any sleep last night, I’m just so worried that the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize may be forever tarnished by one bad apple

*the world over

I’m as adventurous an eater as exists, nothing I won’t try the world, and yet ever since childhood I’ve not been able to abide mushrooms, and not from lack of trying.

Well ok, targeted Facebook Ad

Flick those mushrooms off and this is perfect

Side boob grab is a bold move for a first catch up

Sound logic

I just can’t bring myself to call it a series or the individual works ‘episodes’, ha! Mangrove & Lovers Rock opened film festivals, so I’m using that cheat to call them films 😂

This and LOVERS ROCK. Two of the very best films of that year

Though word on the street is he still hasn’t forgiven you for your cruel 4.5 star reviews of THE MARTIAN & THE HOLDOVERS

That Heath guy sounds awesome

45 even

Finally

Took a selfie post run last night, and besides the baggy unflattering shirt giving me the appearance of man boobs, I’ve realised I’ve completely scorched my scone this summer… my doctors would not be impressed by my lack of sun care

Oh Chappell, preach

WTF?!? I was told this would be kept in-house!!!!!!

Watch some wrestling highlights this week, “damn I love Roman’s fit”, search for it on the internet, “nah, actually I’m good”. Damn, Roman 💰

If you’d asked me a hypothetical & I had to pick the only 2 actresses in the world I’d ever accept an Aussie actress losing an Oscar to, I’d have told you Rachel McAdams & Jessie Buckley. Cut to 2026, now Jessie is our dear Rose Byrne’s main threat. Team Rose, but so torn, oh so terribly torn… 😰

Oh, for the record…

Rest in peace Brittany Murphy, you would have loved The Criterion Closet

Your post just made Joel Edgerton cry. I hope you’re happy

Bogonia exactly where it belongs mind you

You and your OBAA hate, it’s outrageous

Sublime. Truly sublime

You and your feel good pictures

Also known as THURSDAY

Go home, ABC Social Media Manager, you’re horny

My name is Heath, and when I run, I like to run to a soundtrack of mournful Irish ballads about loss, because tears also count as sweat

She was extremely fortunate it turned out a 37 degree day in rads yesterday, so I rolled into the winery in my usual shirt & shorts combo

I’m going for eccentric billionaire