Drew Curtis

Okay, the good news is that I had enough to pay off the auction house and even pay for the transport. Bad news is I'm definitely still over $1,000 that I need to figure out how to make. People are welcome to throw money at me but I think I'll stop talking about this. I'm sure there's a moral here

accidentally went on facebook

Still raising money for that auction, by the way. I went from "won't make rent" to "shop for food carefully" which is good.

Let’s go

Colin Jost absolutely nails this guy

Rep. Gonzales Admits “Lapse in Judgment” With Aide Who Lit Herself on Fire Also claims God has forgiven him. God, as usual, was unavailable for comment.

Also claims God has forgiven him. God, as usual, was unavailable for comment.

#affair #ethics #government #marriage #suicide #OddNews

Just wait for the tariffs

Hey. Future Jason, it is Past Jason. Next time you think an item is gold and worth preserving for The World, you'll reach out to have a set of people willing to contribute towards the potential outcome and not run around hair on fire asking for paypal and venmo, right

I bet their Onlyfans is too

Scott County couple facing firearms charges after 38 guns found in home, deputies say A Scott County couple is facing multiple firearms charges after deputies said 38 guns were found in their home in 2025.

Early contender for Mugshots of the Year: featuring Chadillac Saurus Rexx and his wife Manda Saurus

His gift of prophesy is unmatched

How AI could end online anonymity The internet is rife with anonymous accounts as users adopt pseudonyms, sometimes for genuine reasons like speaking freely, and other times for nefarious ones. But this era of online privacy could be ...

Now do 4Chan

Hundreds of Active-Duty Military Report Their Superiors Are Too Enthusiastic About Ending the World Turns out “chain of command” now includes someone who lives in the sky and hasn’t filed paperwork since 33 A.D.

Turns out “chain of command” now includes someone who lives in the sky and hasn’t filed paperwork since 33 A.D.

#Armageddon #God #iran #military #religion #war #OddNews

Dude I’m from Kentucky and we’ve got McConnell Paul Massie Comer and don’t even look up what the others are up to.

Only silver lining is there’s a clear broken clock twice a day trend.

Except for Comer he’s never right/correct

OK, so, I won this stupid auction and in case people find this skeet, 1. It wasn't $5,000 ultimately, it was $3520. I had intended to spend $500 at most. But this turned out to be too good to pass up. Now I'm on the hook. I can cover it but it's going to be a bit intense.

How the Iran conflict could affect your wallet Rising oil prices may mean higher costs and inflation pressure.

Ever look at a headline and wonder if we, as a cultural experiment, have failed?

Also Marian Call's music is goddamn fantastic buy her entire back catalog -now-

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AI-generated art can’t be copyrighted after Supreme Court declines to review the rule A lower court previously said that “human authorship is a bedrock requirement of copyright.”

If AI-generated art can’t be copyrighted, then AI-generated code... this could get interesting

What privacy? Meta's smart glasses are filming unwitting naked people Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses are a privacy nightmare, with footage of naked people, sensitive information, and violent acts captured and seen by Meta's AI and an army of employees.

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

I keep reading Operation Furry

As a Florida expert, seems on brand

Also thank you for the heads up I appreciate it :)

Cmon @fesshole.bsky.social give Fark a shout out it’s not that hard

Worth it

We're the Villains Now On Monday, Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth held a pro-war pep rally touting America's ability to make war great again.

I don’t know if there’s a paywall but this is America’s greatest living author breathing absolute fire.

So if there is a paywall it's worth your time

Give us a better name for the Iran Conflict:

Operation Epstein Shield

Broke: drunk dialing your ex and leaving sad voicemails
Woke: drunk dialing congresspeople and cussing them out

Ahem

Do not congratulate