Louis Peitzman

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

Hey, LA, what’s going on tonight? I don’t want to put real pants on, I’m just curious.

Netflix telling me to watch something called War Machine… let’s read the room.

On the other hand, there is a level of badness (and caffeine) where I just become numb for a bit, which is a privilege of course, but there is not much I can do at the moment, so.

Hey so remind me not to drink a Celsius followed by two iced lattes and then read the news.

Well,

Some rare good news today.

nyt website currently resembles one of those mock covers people made before 2016 election: economy floundering, war in the middle east, scandal-plagued cabinet sec, brazen corruption....

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

it is kinda wild to me how most Republicans in Congress almost got themselves lynched running their mouths about 2020, and proceeded to forget all about it roughly 3 hours later

Kristi Noem gave me permission to be weird.

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

This week on the pod, we're hosting a Seder with @mitchellbeaupre.bsky.social.

Lullaby is a forgotten film, but it does have a cancer-stricken Jewish patriarch, Garrett Hedlund singing, and a medical professional named Dr. Crier. So who can resist, really?

🎧: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/l...

We are making some forward progress here. (I gave them a little popcorn.)

The moment has come… the movie you’ve all been clamoring for… the Garrett Hedlund-led Jewish family drama Lullaby.

(You don’t have to have seen or heard of the film to listen to the episode. We have fun!)

Two things can be true. Usually it’s just the one thing, though, sorry.

My friend Oedipus said the same thing.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

I want what she has.

Once again asking for the ability to have a TEMPORARY partial lobotomy before catching up on the news.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Know your herstory.

Wait, Shanley is still around? That takes me back.

Ongoing “lol” at every entity that cuts a lopsided deal with this guy rather than telling him to fuck off

Yes.

Lmao.

Can you tell I was thrilled about having been forced to watch American Hustle again?

Scream 7’s Big Twist Is Soulless Nostalgia at Its Worst The famously meta franchise has always paid homage to its past, but this is ridiculous.

"What if #Scream had something to say about the dangers of AI manipulation and the ghoulish use of the technology to force actors who have actually died to reprise their most iconic roles?" www.vulture.com/article/scre... via @louispeitzman.bsky.social @vulture.com

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.