Micha

Bluesky is coded by an inept idiot who slaps his dick in ChatGPT and hopes it cobbles together SOMETHING coherent.

Dear bsky algo

I FUCKING HATE SPORTS. FOOTBALL MOST OF ALL. Stop harassing me with it!

H e l p

When @zerothedadpup.bsky.social wants to gift you one but it’s also the wrong size

That hog skin 🥺so cute

The best anniversary present from @bigfatpup.bsky.social ever 🥹. The oversized engagement ring I got them, turned into an engagement necklace for me when we got the resized one!

TRULY just need to be mating pressed under you at this point🥵🥵🥵

The fact he has "The MAGA bear" in his profile and people just blindly follow is WILD.

If he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!
If he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!
If he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!
If he's a fascist and now you know, doesn't matter how he wrecked your hole, if he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!

Who am I doing this to 🥵

I’d say this is @bigfatpup.bsky.social but in reality it’s me and my love of the cold

And still looks good on you 🥵 (side note, DID NOT recognize this account at first)

Well now that Crossplay is happening, I can squad up with you and @bigfatpup.bsky.social!

I might give it another shot soon and let you know 💖 there’s been sooo many content updates I at least need to figure out what’s changed

Repost yourself in a singlet!?

Don’t mind if I do

(reinstalls)(get deleted by a bounty with my old PvE end-game raid build)(uninstalled)

I wanted to enjoy the return but the public chat/playerbase and the gameplay just really couldn't sustain me.

Then against, I shouldn't be surprised when people are shit when my names "I Punch MAGAts" on there

Now THATS a lyrical masterpiece! Call that an isek-high

TW: poop talk.

Look, as a gay, I get what it means to bottom and things happen. But I truly DID NOT expect to see a man showering a shower shot up his ass and full evacuating in video at 8am. Worse were the WILD comments to follow.

I need NEED the algo to be better 😭😭😭

Wait this is fun 👀

Definitely wishing I was out in Chicago 🥵

Sup

However you feel about incest kink, the idea that saying "Daddy" in porn could put people in prison is actually factually LGBTQ suppression btw

Gods, Ingo is such a handsome man 🥵

[Sound warning🔊]

<Capt. Locke X Orem❤️>

The dynamic between the guard and the prisoner is quite fascinating to watch.

The way this is like a 360 no-scoped Cloudstrike headshot on who I am personally?

I do love when you tease and torture him this way UwU

I stand by this stance and you make a cute Samwise 😌

Why do you gotta look SO DANG CUTE!?

🥴 you can have a snack as long as I get to enjoy the entire buffet (it’s you, you’re the buffet)

Okay, I'll ask, what haircut would you recommend for someone who enjoys himself a good mullet though 🤔