@timoxton.com Yo Tim! It's Winslow! Shoot me a DM if you have a minute, I have an idea for ya
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@timoxton.com Yo Tim! It's Winslow! Shoot me a DM if you have a minute, I have an idea for ya
Teenage Lee Harvey Oswald: Hey, where is everyone going?
Classmate: We were gonna smoke some cigs on the knoll.
Teenage LHO: What's a knoll?
Classmate: Oh my god, the dunce doesn't even know what a knoll is. Look how red his face is getting ha ha
Teenage LHO: *eyes narrowing*
I always love the way that they loved.
Me: do you love me?
*400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm*
ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife
Me: oh my God it's human
In Poland, when someone holds on to old books and trinkets for sentimental reasons, they say they are a "gΕupek zbierajΔ cy Εmieci" - which means "caretaker of many dreams." And I think that's so beautiful
SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY HAND-DRAWN CARDS.
If that's not enough to sell you on backing this, I don't know what is.
Episode two of "The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka", featuring @iwriteok.bsky.social is out now!
Listen to I'M FROM THE INTERNET anywhere you get your podcasts!
Yoooooooooooo $37,000 on the NOSE.
Thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social for spending some time with @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social & @winslowdumaine.bsky.social talking about notable internet dipshit Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka this week, and how he could have cashed in on the next reddit or twitch, but instead chose ambien and bud platinum
I'M FROM THE INTERNET #97
The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
First of a two-part series about the rise and fall of the least business savvy man in modern American history.
Featuring Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards and It Could Happen Here!
shows.acast.com/im-from-the-...
And here it is; something Iβve been interested in since the first time it was teased on a silly little podcast. Grats @winslowdumaine.bsky.social , everything looks great.
Give it up for The Restless: www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
Fully funded in five days! After five years of work, The Restless is going to go into production! You can still get your copy here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
Man I wonder who the special guest for our next episode is
On Kickstarter now! Link in bio!
I spent the last 5 years developing a cooperative horror card game called The Restless. The game is a fun challenge of collaboration, resource management, and creeping dread. The entire project was drawn by hand. You can get it on Kickstarter!
#horror #fun #ttrpg
DID YOU KNOW: those beautiful full art cards in Die On This Hill are crossover cards from this game by the incredibly talented @winslowdumaine.bsky.social? THEY ARE. Help support him and make The Restless happen!
Yo Robert, lmk if we're still on for tomorrow!
I made a massive cooperative horror game and drew the entire thing by hand. It's available on Kickstarter right now! Tell your friends!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...
Thank you Mike!
@slimyswampghost.bsky.social Hey Trevor - Idk if you recall, I reached out to you on twitter a year or so ago about collaborating on a game and you said you were interested - can I DM?
Jordan Peterson: So, this freak - this abomination - he sows destruction everywhere he goes. He eats only sensous fruits. And his enemy, his rival, is the embodiment of deep thought - a great genius.
Joe Rogan: So, hang on, is his last name Bandicoot?
Peterson: The arrogance!
Boy do we have a podcast for you
I mean at least there's room for two
Fuckin insane that most restrooms in this country are built by people who said hey, you know what I want to do right after I clean my hands? Put them in the hot fart tornado and rebuild my germ shellac. Sick country.
The more technology a restroom has, the worse it is. Taps with handles, liquid soap, and paper towels? Perfect. You start adding motion sensing bullshit and suddenly 70% of it doesn't work at all. Don't get me started on air dryers. I might as well dunk my hands in the toilet.
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social hey @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social you requested a proposal from me last October, I'm still waiting on a response. Can someone reach out?
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social hey sophie - I met with you and @iwriteok.bsky.social in Chicago to talk about CZM. Can you check your dms on Twitter?
@iwriteok.bsky.social Yo Robert, do you have any thoughts and or feelings about Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka or maybe Rhodesia?
Abe, you big dork, this is embarrassing even for you.
Yo @iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social can one of you check your dms on Twitter or email or anything.
Robert my man did you still want to talk about Lowtax?
