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I loathe the first week after the daylight savings time change. So tired.

Personally, I’m ready to send some men off to war.

Already loving the #ladiesoflondon new reign reboot. Obsessed with their homes, from the shabbiest flat to the grand Victorian manor. These women actually have unique style. Realizing how bored I was with the cookie cutter #RHOSLC way of living.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

Nah. Long stem wine glasses separate us from the heathens. It’s our last shred of refinement.

U okay?

I simply do not want to pay what you are charging, therefore I will go without.

They know it’s pointless. Salley could learn a thing or two about deescalation from them. She was wasting her time arguing a drunk fool.

#SouthernCharm may have finally its course. The middle-aged men are completely checked out and there’s no point in caring about the much younger women because we know they’ll age out of the show in a season or two.

Gotta love Chef Tom Colicchio. A class act & ally always!

I can’t enjoy #BelowDeck seasons where the chef is either a bad cook or good but unhinged. It’s miserable for us all.

Nothing works anymore

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Reading (with my ears) Once Upon a Time: The Captivating Life of Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy by Elizabeth Beller because FX Love Story has reignited my obsession with the 90s New York lifestyle. I miss it! #booksky

Wow. I am so sorry.

Tony Award nominee Sarah Pidgeon as Carolyn Bessette in “Love Story: John F Kennedy Jr. & Carolyn Bessette”

sarah pidgeon, the star you are….that emmy nomination is yours

Also, Carolyn’s eyebrows are not accurately 90s thin. Let’s GO THERE. #LoveStory

I lived in NYC during the JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette years. While we worshipped her style, we thought he dressed like a dorky dad. #LoveStory

Since I can’t sleep, here’s another hot take: The world would be a better place if everyone‘s science literacy was much better. There should be more emphasis on teaching basic science at all levels in school. Science isn’t just something nerds do, it’s the foundation of the modern world.

This.

I don’t know about Valley Girl, but I’m into all the other jewelry on #TheValleyPersianStyle.

Please stop talking about these people. We desperately need “entertainment” to escape our current reality.

Boots 🤍

Loved seeing The Starlight Motor Inn featured on #SouthernCharm for Molly’s singing performance. Such a fun, mid-century modern spot.

“Only God can judge me. And he doesn’t exist.” ~ Haley on #IndustryHBO

I love this challenge.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Prince Andrew arrested?!? Epstein is totally a spy, y’all.