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Like you’d think whoever is assisting Trump could figure basic shit like that out. But no. They’re all literal thoughtless Amelia Bedelia morons.

11.03.2026 06:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite thing about the Trump shoe story is that he’s not going online to order them. Someone is doing that. And they’re not even calling up whoever the shoes are for and saying,

“Listen just humor Trump when you get them and tell him he was right. But what’s your real shoe size?”

11.03.2026 06:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m surprised people haven’t started sabotaging the existing generators. Would local law enforcement even stop them? They live there too and probably hate it.

11.03.2026 06:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prosecution: “And his hiring was conditioned upon providing stolen government information?”

Dumbass Tech CEO: “If you look at the job posting that’s clearly listed under the ‘Nice to Have’ section.”

I hope the next president shows this guy you can’t pardon a corporation/criminal racket.

11.03.2026 05:22 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

lol this is just going to make him feel more like a white man wrongfully denied his rightful station. Good.

Legit surprised. Thought he’d sail through.

11.03.2026 05:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How to Fix Nerd Neck
How to Fix Nerd Neck YouTube video by pigmie

For real I had similar posture issues from working a desk job and this worked. Only takes a few minutes a day. Hell I’d sneak off to an empty office and do it on the clock.

11.03.2026 04:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a period of two days where my entire feed was just:

Laura Loomer
Catturd
BASED RAW EGG NATIONALIST
Women Fails
Laura Loomer
ACTUALLY HITLER
Laura Loomer
Nationalist Woman Puncher
Laura Loomer
Daily Mein Kampf
Laura Loomer

And after that I used it less and quit. It’s Elon’s echo machine.

11.03.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching idiots explain DEI is always a good watch.

11.03.2026 00:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Schlapp is married to a woman and has groped several younger staffers that we know of. Nobody who came forward said it was welcomed. He is a massive, closeted creep.

10.03.2026 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Schumer’s only complaints about the war are procedural. Fuck that guy.

He described his job as “keeping the left pro-Israel.” Because as a US Senator I guess that’s the country he represents.

10.03.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also I don’t know why people keep looking to the markets as an indicator of sanity. Lehmann’s mortgage backed securities models broke down if home values just remained static. Tesla is insanely overvalued. No analyst thought a pres would cripple the world economy by attacking Iran.

10.03.2026 21:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

30 day wash rule doesn’t apply if you sell at a gain. If people or institutions panic sold due to Iran and then saw the price drop the next day they might have reason to purchase again.

It was already part of your portfolio and now you can get it again cheaper.

10.03.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This sounds like they somehow fell into a comedy of errors instead of a premeditation attack. What the hell?

10.03.2026 20:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah I thought this was pretty much dead for a while. Trump’s tantrums about it and the fact that it fucks people without passports and women who take their husband’s name, groups that lean more conservative, meant it was never getting through the Senate as is.

10.03.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In short, if you exclusively cite the Dow then your knowledge of market performance and health is basically, “I check the closing numbers to see if they went up or down.”

10.03.2026 08:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think most people realize the DJ has been only 30 large cap stocks since it started.

The S&P 500 would be a broader large cap measurement. Or the Russell 3000, which is 98% of the total market.

It’s also price weighted rather than market cap (trading price vs. total company value).

10.03.2026 08:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So racist you can’t even tell Fuentes is grooming you.

10.03.2026 06:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol

10.03.2026 06:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.03.2026 03:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao. They intercepted an encrypted communication that may be Iranian and which has not been decoded. And, if a bunch of assumptions based on nothing are true, it’s meant to activate terror cells.

This article is ridiculous.

09.03.2026 19:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao. They intercepted an encrypted communication that may be Iranian and which has not been decoded. And, if a bunch of assumptions based on nothing are true, it’s meant to activate terror cells.

This is shit journalism.

09.03.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Your goldfish is in hell now shut the hell up!”

08.03.2026 03:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t really often care if there’s gay representation in every piece of media I consume. But this is cowardly shit.

If you don’t want to answer a kid’s questions then don’t have kids. They ask a lot of questions. Answering awkward questions is a big part of parenting.

08.03.2026 03:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I always thought God was a gay man or into bestiality because in Sunday school they told us a story that was basically,

“And Adam wandered through the garden but didn’t want to fuck a bee or a dog so he asked God to create women.”

Which just made women seem like an afterthought to God.

07.03.2026 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great look when you can see the bitch tits. Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.

07.03.2026 12:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe it’s the angle but that seriously looks like it says “Super WMD Card.”

07.03.2026 12:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a wonderful time at the gay bar. I think my nerdy ass actually ended up leaving with the cutest guy there. Dropped him off at his place and we’re gonna hang out soon.

07.03.2026 11:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Curse my soul, hero on a roll. Herk is banging hittters and that Greek is on a on roll.

06.03.2026 09:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not afraid of the unknown because I’m here with you.

06.03.2026 07:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The conversation broke up after. So I think I struck a nerve.

06.03.2026 06:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0