thinking about how yesterday I tried to send my friend a venmo payment with the caption “deez nuts 🥜 ” (she legit bought me a bag of cashews) and venmo was like NAH FAM CANT DO THAT and sent me an error message 🤪
put up my Christmas tree without breaking any nails. truly a Christmas miracle.
a very unbothered boy lol
yesterday I had to call 911 for the first time in my life (I’m fine, Zeke is fine, it wasn’t for me!) and after doing so, I feel like I’m OFFICIALLY an adult.
sleeping beauty.
lol same I also had to reinstall. and reset my password. oops!
alright I guess I’ll fire this bad boy back up.
when Elon says he’s going to start charging users and I immediately send out all my Bluesky codes 💀
do not disturb
I read a rumor Joe Alwin is gonna be in the new season 👀
the mass exodus from twitter to here is breaking the signup page 😂
brain empty except for the missing submarine.
happy Mother’s Day to all the dog mamas, too!
hair really be outta control today.
I have the happiest dog.
tomorrow i have not one, but two one-year-old birthday parties. thoughts and prayers for my sanity and well-being are appreciated.
Lol thank you!!
it’s me, hi.
Hey all. Let's welcome @maracalv.bsky.social to the skyline. She's a writer who has dog pics for days.
