thinking about how yesterday I tried to send my friend a venmo payment with the caption βdeez nuts π₯ β (she legit bought me a bag of cashews) and venmo was like NAH FAM CANT DO THAT and sent me an error message π€ͺ
thinking about how yesterday I tried to send my friend a venmo payment with the caption βdeez nuts π₯ β (she legit bought me a bag of cashews) and venmo was like NAH FAM CANT DO THAT and sent me an error message π€ͺ
put up my Christmas tree without breaking any nails. truly a Christmas miracle.
a very unbothered boy lol
yesterday I had to call 911 for the first time in my life (Iβm fine, Zeke is fine, it wasnβt for me!) and after doing so, I feel like Iβm OFFICIALLY an adult.
sleeping beauty.
lol same I also had to reinstall. and reset my password. oops!
alright I guess Iβll fire this bad boy back up.
when Elon says heβs going to start charging users and I immediately send out all my Bluesky codes π
do not disturb
I read a rumor Joe Alwin is gonna be in the new season π
the mass exodus from twitter to here is breaking the signup page π
brain empty except for the missing submarine.
happy Motherβs Day to all the dog mamas, too!
hair really be outta control today.
I have the happiest dog.
tomorrow i have not one, but two one-year-old birthday parties. thoughts and prayers for my sanity and well-being are appreciated.
Lol thank you!!
itβs me, hi.
Hey all. Let's welcome @maracalv.bsky.social to the skyline. She's a writer who has dog pics for days.