Does choking rentboys count?
Does choking rentboys count?
Actual footage of one of the βchickensβ coming home to roostβ¦
βGrok, open the strait of Hormuz but make it sluttier, with more cleavage.β
βIβm sorry Hal, I canβt do thatβ
Must remind myself this is very much a 1st world problem.
*Watching my KiwiSaver evaporate before my eyes*
Sighβ¦
Yeah, business and government are quite different beasts.
Add in prosperity evangelism and itβs a recipe for disappointment
Now I want monster mash for dinner
Itβs funny how talked up he was at the time as a competent business leader.
β¦and Iβm all out of weed.
β¦.and pussyβ¦
Super happy I was able to get an EV when the subsidy was available but realise I was in a privileged position.
I really hope we see enough adoption to drive a 2nd hand market.
Everyone remember youβve got bone spurs.
Itβs not just an environmental issue for China, they recognise the sovereign risk of relying on fossil fuels.
Did Pixar clean up its act or is it still a shitshow?
Please let him do his own stunts
We donβt make enough of the sovereignty benefits of getting off fossil fuels.
Itβs not just environmentally sensible, it makes sense in so many other ways
Is he paying for the call or being paid for it?
Anyone got any contacts in the Ukrainian army? (this is satire in case you are from the NZSIS reading this)
So what country can we invade as a distraction? Kapiti Island?
One of the few series I couldnβt finish.
Clear Winner of the 2026 Most Punchable Face Awards
I can heartily recommend the Beths
A good non-insane Russian agentβ¦.
I wouldnβt trust him to walk himself
He looks like a guy who won the chance to play by finding a golden ticket in a bag of pork scratchings
Itβs like one of those dystopian movies come to life
Itβs like one of those dystopian movies come to life
Someone else coined the phrase Specs Offender which I thought was *chefs kiss*
Also sad they never made a sequel to Highlander.