Piper

I’m not tired, you’re tired.

I’ve never been tired in my life!

In this economy?

I figured that’s why men with second families were getting rarer: no one can afford the first house, much less the second secret family.

My personal actual theory is the Firehawks became the first LoTD, but now that it’s a warp phenomenon (and sustained by ever spreading Imperial faith in the LoTD) new Astartes souls can end up in the LoTD, for Reasons™️.

Because warp time is weird, Flames, etc, join LoTD “after” Firehawks.

I’m having a hard time deciding what my goals would be if I were Iran’s Special Strategy Boy.

US decapitated my sovereign government, said its goal is to make me a vassal, & proved it has 0 regard for norms or commitments.

How much do I have to degrade US and Israeli capabilities to accept peace?

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"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, okay." YouTube video by C-SPAN

lol C-SPAN really said “send it” with the uncensored title and video. Amazing.

End of empire speed run any%

A tale as old as time.

Second only to a county getting really big, realizing it should’ve rezoned 20yrs ago, trying to warn the next county, but that county enjoys the revenue from bordering property values climbing so it doesn’t rezone and 20yrs later realizing it should’ve rezoned 20yrs ago

There is a bill almost every year, often federally and in several states, but it never passes.

Followed because it’s my favorite theory.

The gas savings do offset it some.

“My rural public transit is dog shit because there isn’t anywhere near enough of it, therefore I oppose us having more public transit” is a heck of an argument a lot of people love to make.

…25 minutes of nonsense said directly to experts bro I wanna die which I guess measles is working on but I don’t wanna die like that it is really miserable

Oof, that sounds like it bodes for a long Friday afternoon. I’m sorry Crow.

A Republican who showed up 20 minutes late to a 25 minute briefing has spent ten minutes asking nonsense questions that were all answered in the first 2 minutes of the briefing.

Everyone who was saying it feels like the administration was conducting foreign policy with all the sophistication of someone whose only concept of international relations was formed playing Hearts of Iron honestly owes the HoI community an apology.

It took ten minutes for an anti-vax question to be asked.

There it is, the sense of hyper reality is pierced and I am plunged back into cold, routine bull shit.

I am attending a measles update from our DHHS to our legislature. In 2026.

I’m in the meeting and I still can’t actually believe we need a measles update. Something about how official this is makes it more hyperreal.

Correction: the zone is beyond super cool, it is ultra cool.

All my life I’ve felt excluded because I knew I’d never buy a home. Gotta admit, “no one will ever buy a home” does make me feel less excluded.

It is, nevertheless, a bigger bummer though.

Never have I so strongly wished to retvrn

TIL! Ty!

“Trade empire dependent on fossil fuels and immigration declares trade and immigration woke before destroying global fossil fuel supply chain” really might be the dumbest, evilest act of imperial suicide yet attempted.

But also: doing so does not count as a war.

100 gecs - money machine (Official Music Video) YouTube video by 100 gecs

Yeah that 90 minute commute is probably 60-80 miles. 120-160 miles a day, that’s 600-800 a week.

Seems like he was talking an awful big game for a man with such a small truck.

Settra the Imperishable does not serve, but he does *serve* and that’s why he’s the best old world character.

Oh! Embedded in the prompt, so when they copy it into AI it goes along?

I was so confused on where it was embedded. My earnest ass isn’t even good enough at cheating to figure this out without extra clues.

“What about his significant personal growth since, like, 4 months ago guys?”

Perfect simulation of the real experience of failing to catch something.

I feel like you might be able to generate a proof of whether or not one must themselves first develop a general solution to the wandering salesman problem to successfully make a game that requires a general solution.