Clumsy💜 (comms HARD closed)

Retreating from social media to handle real life problems.

ahah

I told my colleagues at work that "talent" was a slur 😂😂😂

They were disagreeing, but sheepish, because I'm the only "drawer" they've ever known.

I don't think he does

Freddy does, however.
I can twist things the way I want it ;3

The Eldritch Knowledge

Lmfao, facts

Some call it divorce, Beth calls it an average Tuesday. At least he knows where the clit is.

Beth said yes at the altar once and now has to struggle with a rotten psycho husband for the rest of her life
#hazbinhotel #frederickvoneldritch #bethesdavoneldritch #voneldritch

How in the world do you read the entire three chapters of the comic and end up asking questions like "I don't understand what's wrong with Charlie, is she possesed?"

So you fail to catch on to the fact that she spent two sleepless weeks helplessly watching her gf get tortured?

Thank you! 💜💜💜

No one gets left out of my AUs like Gaston
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #frederickvoneldritch #voneldritch

Btw, I am the sole reason Viv removed moustache from Alastor.

Yeah, you see, I personally told her that it would make him attractive, and also that Frederick von Eldritch is the only one who should be attractive.

And she listened.

Beauty and the Beast, but Belle marries the old man that threw her father in the Asylum

If Frederick looked at me like that I would fight him

Because that is a better alternative to begging him to impregnate me 😞

This is so cursed
#hazbinhotel #frederickvoneldritch #lucifermorningstar

you can keep your job xD

you are right

I can't, it's already all dirty :(

fr, daddy slays

-20C and so much snow the roads were paralyzed in a BIG CITY for weeks, I couldn't go to work.

Also I was ill for 70% of the winter

HELP LMAO

Frederick as my childhood disney crush
#hazbinhotel #frederickvoneldritch #voneldritch

Driving a car is basically a fundamental flaw in personality unless it's a cargo truck

/j

Eliza's tapeworms are very sharp
#baroquegame

AHAHAH we stole all your snow

and I mean ALL of it

yeah

it was really fucking bad

awkward snake man in his garage
#hazbinhotel #sirpentious

Oh my god, you are so right.

I like to tell people something like "It's like explaining your war experience to somebody who didn't go to war"

And I decided once to not try so hard to be pleasant, and the workday went EXACTLY THE SAME, except I did not spend ridiculous amount of energy on faking happiness.

rambled... sorry, clearly that struck a nerve.

Step-mom telling me: "You were happy and talking to people just now, I could not even fathom you were going to have a mental breakdown and cry" made me realize that normal people do not perceive me as mentally ill at all.

Same.
My whole life I had to exaggerate suffering in order to have my pain respected.

The moment I naturally did this on the job with NORMAL PEOPLE, I got was a MASSIVE amount of worry, concern and attempts to help, instead of a "yeah, you're hurt, I get it, work less then".

It's a trap people like you and me put ourselves into. A trap of "if we try hard enough we can make them think specific thing"

No, we can't.
We could control the psychos in our families.
But that's because psychos can be manipulated. Average people cannot be controlled the same way.