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Charlotte Not-Sanguine

@knaveryesque

Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they. Newly obsessed with Hazbin Hotel, which is reminding me I love musicals.

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let's go girls we're dissociating Chandrilan style

16.12.2025 14:42 👍 299 🔁 66 💬 7 📌 0

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 5194 🔁 1512 💬 98 📌 47
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Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

07.03.2026 00:59 👍 4028 🔁 1861 💬 74 📌 109
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Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing An assistant US attorney in North Carolina filed a response with the court that included “fabricated quotations and misstatements of case holdings” and then made “false or misleading statements” of ho...

NEWS: A Justice Dept. line attorney in North Carolina fabricated quotes in court filing, causing judge to order hearing to consider sanctions and holding entire US attorney’s office jointly responsible.
Pro se defendant flagged the errors.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

06.03.2026 22:50 👍 762 🔁 234 💬 26 📌 40

Tell a movie's plot through other characters played by the actors:

James Bond teams up with Marilyn Monroe to investigate the murder of Captain Von Trapp. Suspects include Laurie Strode, Sonny Crockett, Captain America, and General Zod.

06.03.2026 22:48 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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“BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

06.03.2026 21:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is wrong and inaccurate. They are Mark Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses.

06.03.2026 23:59 👍 272 🔁 56 💬 6 📌 0

The Mentalist.
Patrick Jane is such a charming jerk with sociopathic tendencies, who incidentally solves crimes.

07.03.2026 00:11 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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U.S. May Have Committed War Crime In Sinking Of Iranian Ship The Geneva Conventions say nations have a duty to “take all possible measures” to help rescue victims of shipwrecks. A U.S. submarine left that to Sri Lanka.

“The 312-foot Dena and its 130-member crew, many of them musicians in the Iranian navy band, had just finished participating in an Indian government naval exercise and cultural exchange that the U.S. Navy had also participated in and were on the way home on Wednesday.”

07.03.2026 00:03 👍 960 🔁 459 💬 59 📌 115

Timothée can jeté off.

06.03.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell a movie's plot through other characters played by the actors

Agent Dale Cooper and his mum, the Widow of the Web, try to take over the universe, in spite of the machinations of the hologram from "Quantum Leap" and the lead singer from The Police.

06.03.2026 22:31 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 5464 🔁 1344 💬 39 📌 42

He’s bizarrely charming!

06.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

06.03.2026 21:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Big fan of Legion, the demon(s) that is.

06.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

06.03.2026 19:01 👍 7383 🔁 1967 💬 129 📌 115

The red "wasted" visual in the White House video game graphic is just beyond vile. This involves real human beings. They know civilians are being killed. They're reveling in it.

06.03.2026 21:09 👍 728 🔁 251 💬 31 📌 9

I like Star Trek and Star Wars, but the fandoms are completely different, in that Star Wars has a sizeable "the Empire did nothing wrong" contingent but not a single Trekkie says the same thing about the Cardassians.

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 110 🔁 11 💬 11 📌 0

Booting Noem fixes nothing

06.03.2026 18:31 👍 31 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

06.03.2026 16:01 👍 3319 🔁 858 💬 213 📌 56

I was feeling cold, so I went back inside, just as the rabbit decided to desultorily hop a few feet further away.

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Layered with succulent portions of anxiety & suffering…

06.03.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Eagle’s Nest.

06.03.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love it when I close all my tabs(70+) & they start blinking as the browser frantically tries to shut them all down.

06.03.2026 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"But you can't inject politics into-" when I was a kid in the 80s I was taught that Christopher Columbus was a hero, that the pilgrims helped the Native Americans, and that communism was ontologically evil. In Elementary School. My reaction to this bill is "about freakin' time."

06.03.2026 13:24 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Boosting the KS for a very interesting cyberpunk rpg with some very strong con and heist mechanics snuck in there among the retro future chewiness. I’m stealing a chunk of this.

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 103 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0

I'm unsure how people really think people were downplaying a virus that can kill you, make you go blind, wipe out your immune system for years, and oh yeah come back and kill you a decade after you thought you'd shaken it.

06.03.2026 15:42 👍 1992 🔁 622 💬 69 📌 19
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Drinking Alone on Christmas, by The Crystal Furs track by The Crystal Furs

And we have an original Christmas song as well, "Drinking Alone on Christmas," which I am determined to make into a new holiday standard one day. crystalfurs.bandcamp.com/track/drinki...

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.
The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.”

Excerpt From
“Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.”
Aaron M. Renn
The Washington Post
https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 5569 🔁 953 💬 261 📌 416

I blame the use of metric & optics: they wanted to be fancy too, so they wanted to copy the vibe. Also: dorks! (Full disclosure: I find metrics acceptable, but unless optics are about lenses, I fucking hate the term.)

06.03.2026 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0