I have 14000 pics in my phone and I’m in 29 of them and only 8 are cute…I don’t like these stats at all 😂

If having my gallbladder removed means I can no longer eat anything spicy….imma need them to run me that organ back. Bland food is not for me 🤢😩

It’s 4:30pm and it’s not dark outside yet…. I’m celebrating small wins all 2025 😂🤷🏾‍♀️

I have to say I never saw grey hair in my future…what can I say….I’m naive or whatever lol 🙄🤷🏾‍♀️

Having surgery before the New Year means I can start the year off right ✨ with a new mindset, new diet, new exercise routine, new prayers, and I’m ecstatic about it! Now if only this pain would find someone else to bother 😩🙄

Literally can’t go to sleep without the tv on. Lately it’s been The Mindy Project, The Fresh Prince, Jaime Foxx Show, or Living Single lol smh (electric bill is crazy since technically the tv is on like 24 hours a day) 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

Why do I need to be on time to my appointment if the doctor doesn’t need to be? 🤔a
Cancel my shit and I might slap somebody!!

3 years….and even when we started talking I was skeptical about if I gave in too soon. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Do people actually EAT fruitcake?? 🤔

Being sick this time a year SUCKS! I got shit to do, meals to prep, presents to buy and wrap and I been in the bed for 3 days 🥲🤦🏾‍♀️

I love the simplicity of my children. They want reasonable things without having to think about adult things in the process of getting what they want!! I love that for them and us! ❤️

My cat couldn’t see outside so she literally broke the blinds and made a window 😂🤦🏾‍♀️.
#catmom #sheboughttopayforthese

5 am reflection: The last 3-4 years have been the most tumultuous times of my entire existence. And today, I feel the most grounded I’ve felt in a long time. Amen to growth, acknowledgement, understanding, and perseverance!
Happy Hump Day!! 💪🏾💞

Telling your kids it’s ok to grow up stupid because they won’t listen is peak comedy!! 😂😂

I can honestly say I miss actually getting up and going to work….only when it’s nice out tho! Driving in the snow is NOT for me.

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It’s too early to read this like a caucazoid smh I don’t understand why we needed this….maybe “WE” didn’t 🙄

#locdfalyfe 😍✨

Do kids still write in diaries? I had like 40 and I think my mama read them and burned them 😂😂
When I left for college I don’t remember ever seeing them again 🤔🤦🏾‍♀️

The fact that the volume goes down in my brain when I take my contacts out is mind blowing 😂🤷🏾‍♀️😂🙄

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Everything is a process…do yall dry off from the bottom up or the top down? lol 🤔

Working for the company and seeing the comments…I’m just….let me keep working smh #peoplearenuts

Does listening to a book count as reading a book? 🤔
Asking for a friend….

I wanna be a morning person soooo bad! Hell I used to be. But this shit get harder and harder everyday!! Let’s get to it anyway!!! 🌞

It’s crazy how your body literally remembers. Mine is March 16th and I swear 3-4 days before I always get sick smh next year will be 3 years smh

Realizing mid-marriage shit ain’t what you need it to be is infinite more difficult than realizing it at the end. Do you stay, do you fight, do you try to figure it out? QTNA 🙄

House prices too! My grandma owned TWO 4 bedroom 3 bathroom houses for under $50k each in nice neighborhoods smh

Waking up at 3am to decide if I’ll start work at 4am or 5 am has to be the work of Satan! Because why….
#wfhlife #nowimtiredashell

This is so helpful! My husband and I parent so differently that he wouldn’t look at this if I taped it to the TV, but I will keep at it. Raising teens that know it all be about to have me in the big house. But a little prayer and these tips…I might just be ok! 💞

Deserved this! And more!! 🤷🏾‍♀️