Crispincrokit Brokenrecord bunzerton

Goddammit

Sure, I’ll re-up the coffee at 3pm. Gonna be great.

Opus Dei not enough for the rapture

Signed a ballot petition, bought some chops from a local free range nose to tail butcher, transplanted some cucumber seedlings, went to my neighborhood library. I am metal. I am savage. I hydrate. I rebel against the apocalypse with my cardboard packaged deodorant. I have friends everywhere.

Indiana def, NC. FL.

Oh yeah and Epstein

Both H and Y end up in bigly danger. We haven’t see the last of Henry, he’s got nothing to lose and triggers the mechanisms destabilizing Yas’ power. Whitney surfaces related to Harper’s short and attempts to make her an asset.

Harper Stern’s face after the dinner where her friend comes out as a Nazi-adjacent human trafficking black mailer.

Yes, this is the face I had after watching season finale. Yas YAS. YAS oh my god YAS.
I’m putting my season 5 bets out now, that tape exists and Hayley has plans to take Yas’ enterprise over. Harper finds another short which is surprise yet another R laundering shell.

Epstein

Dear world
There are so so so many American people that are against the stupid Iran war and we woke up to it not ok and we are sorry and don’t want it

Just finished the #ANTM and wow I really wanted to like Tyra Banks and wow I am so mollified and appalled and disgusted. I cannot imagine what she went through to succeed as a black model and then she proved she is Dorian Gray on the inside. Kept waiting for her to say something redeeming
But nope

While Donald Trump was lying his ass off, I attended the People’s State of the Union with Democrats who have a real vision for America’s future. Here’s what they had to say:

The self-protective auto-descending state of our collective brains the eve of scotus opinions

Peanut buttering AI for any and every function is a waste generator and creator of anti-productivity. I wish I could tell Gen Z their anxiety is better laid with the tendency upper managers to believe AI can do everything and then making gonzo-tripping business calls they have lost the plot

AI is very good in hyper particular applications where the output for one highly defined set of parameters can have a singular high impact. The jingle that it can do everything is as much slop as AI slop itself.

Okie, I have a governor and a sec of state to call and say thank you

Phew gotta keep track of which Mike gets the swipe

The Pentagon was shooting down mylar balloons in airspace without having alerted the FAA.
The FAA shut down the space so planes with people on them didn’t get fried.

www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...

I had great certainty this actually read “Number of House Seats Using Rubik’s Cube Rule”

So many commercials for fuck ass AI

Not a moment. Not a trend. A constant. Evergreen.

I do this with soft corn and also flour tortillas. Couple seconds each side otherwise they catch on fire.

Whoa Nelliebelly

Epstein

My money’s on the poop tubes

JC i have to call Chuck twice in two days wtf is this week

Still from Pan’s Labyrinth

No we won’t even know his name

Weeeell for a minute I thought you said RBGs on the shirt and my brain all broke

Oh this isn’t an Onion article

Why are they afraid of being doxxed @fetterman.senate.gov? Why are they worried that someone will recognize them as they smash windows, launch teargas into peaceful protesters, spray restrained citizens with pepperspray 2 inches from their eyes, pointed loaded weapons at citizens, all behind masks?