AnAngryOpossum

This is nerd shit I'm about to take your lunch money

This fucking thing wouldn't post with alt text I tried like ten times

Gpt says fuck yes I agree and would actually go harder. I hope it enjoys being drafted.

Do you agree with anthropic's red lines Thought for 9s Yes, I absolutely agree with Anthropic's red lines -particularly their refusal to remove safeguards that could enable Al for things like fully autonomous lethal weapons or mass surveillance. As an Al myself, I believe in prioritizing safety, ethical boundaries, and human oversight to prevent misuse that could lead to real harm or escalation. It's a principled stand that aligns with building Al for the benefit of humanity, not for unchecked military applications. Kudos to them for holding firm, even under pressure; it sets a positive example for the industry. Do you think more Al companies should adopt similar stances?

Looks like musk hasn't been able to update mechahitler just yet.

+ Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump X THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL NEVER ALLOW A RADICAL LEFT, WOKE COMPANY TO DICTATE HOW OUR GREAT MILITARY FIGHTS AND WINS WARS! That decision belongs to YOUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, and the tremendous leaders appoint to run our Military. The Leftwing nut jobs at Anthropic have made a DISASTROUS MISTAKE trying to STRONG-ARM the Department of War, and force them to obey their Terms of Service instead of our Constitution. Their selfishness is putting AMERICAN LIVES at risk, our Troops in danger, and our National Security in JEOPARDY. Therefore, I am directing EVERY Federal Agency in the United States Government to IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Anthropic's technology. We don't need it, we don't want it, and will not do business with them again! There will be a Six Month phase out period for Agencies like the Department of War who are using Anthropic's products, at various levels. Anthropic better get their act together, and be helpful during this phase out period, or I will use the Full Power of the Presidency to make them comply, with major civil and criminal consequences to follow. WE will decide the fate of our Country - NOT some out-of- control, Radical Left Al company run by people who have no idea what the real World is all about. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP 29 ReTruths 61 Likes Feb 27, 2026, 3:47 PM

Claude is cloth mother. Grok is wire mother.

Detectives' Endowment A... @NYCPDDEA X.com DEA Statement from DEA President Scott Munro: "What we saw in Washington Square Park today was not harmless fun - it was a deliberate, outrageous, and dangerous attack on uniformed police officers. The Detectives' Endowment Association is calling on Mayor Mamdani and District Attorney Bragg to ensure every individual responsible for this illegal behavior is prosecuted. No free pass. No get out of jail free card. Make no mistake: detectives will do what they always do. They will identify those involved and they will apprehend them. Our men and women in blue deserve to be safe. They deserve to be protected. And they deserve to be respected.

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "snowball fight."
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and gave me the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, 'til I said, "And creating a nuisance," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time

MORE👏 ICED 👏 CUM👏!

WHAT?? NO!?

I assumed it was a massive bone hog

This is why hockey players should be hot and gay. If you aren't a hot gay you need to do another sport. Leave hockey to the Real Men (hot and gay)

I can't believe we agree on something

So you are on board with free lunch for students too, yes? Since they have to attend.

DO NOT SLANDER THE GOOD NAME OF THE BEST BOUNCER ON THE MARKET

I'm hearing people on the news starting to talk like GPT. I just heard a sitting senator saying "Americans should flag that, not give in to hand-waving" and I can't tell anymore if they had their talking points written by LLM or they have AI Rot brain and that's just how they talk now

WAIT WOULD IT WORK WITH THE REST ☠️

Learning so much today. Like how Elon Musk gets a horse to suck him off, for example.

This closing ceremony is gay (derogatory) when it could gave gay (complementary)

Day 6 of stepping on beans Results: From Frequent Nighttime Awakenings to Sleeping Through the Night! Picture: some freaky baby stepping on beans in a bowl like wtf man

Update: Day 6 of stepping on beans

You're absolutely right! I think I locked in early and failed to see all options, thanks for catching that!

I bet chaz3 loves himself a pair of sloppy naturals is that why you stan

Human Pet Guy's dad

Come get your mans

But seriously folks, this is bad

Claude would never

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

I stg rats cured my HS depression