Talcen

Critter Shapes

I’m a simple man.

I see a new Hot Mulligan song and I listen to it on repeat until my ears bleed. 💁‍♀️

Band never misses tbh.

We love to accessorize ✨💅✨

Dude, it’s BROS NIGHT! 🐾😌🐾

🦊: @dustyfotter.bsky.social
🖍️: @oselotti.bsky.social

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I 👁️👁️ what you did there

Sometimes going unbrushed in suit… is a powerful look. 👀👌

We love to accessorize ✨💅✨

Woof. 🐶

Woof. 🐶

Beat Resident Evil 9.

Might be my favorite in the series. 10/10 experience. Masterpiece. 💋👌

Pretty sure I’m in the final hours of RE9’s campaign and like…

I’m so bummed! I don’t want this game to end. It’s SO DAMN good! 😭

Haven’t played a game that slapped this hard since FF7 Remake. Pretty sure this is gonna be the GotY.

Bro they denied my application. What was I SUPPOSED to do? 😤😤

🎶Makin’ my way downtown. Walkin’ fast. Faces pass and I’m homebound🎶

#macromarch 😈🐾🐾

Got me over here like 👁️👄👁️

I’ll never forget me and @ori.is.dog going to see the Dark Tower movie in theaters and just getting…. trashed on nips because of how bad the movie was. ☠️

Tragic. 😂

Yeeeeah, I’m 100% with you. Fuck HP and JK.

We need another DARK TOWER boom, imo. 💋👌

🎶Makin’ my way downtown. Walkin’ fast. Faces pass and I’m homebound🎶

#macromarch 😈🐾🐾

“Hello! I wanted to clear the air on this LURKER ACCOUNT that I specifically use to keep tabs on ppl (not weird!)

I’m actually NOT spreading a false smear complain to boost my fragile little ego.

Also, my Daddy saw the views our last TikTok got and let me stay up past bedtime. I’m in my late 20s.”

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Leon literally walks outta his intro and starts spin-kicking mfers in the face like

Yeah! If you can outrun Lady Dimitrescu in RE8 you should be gucci with RE2.

Also, Lady Dimitrescu is hot.

You know it! Snagged it the SECOND midnight hit over here, lmao.

Homie comes right out the gate spin-kicking zombies in the face.

Fucking love this game so far! 😂

Play RE2 Remake AND 4 before this one. This new one seems like it’s REALLY linked to the events in RE2.

Both RE2R and RE4R are masterpieces, imo. 😎👌

He looks so FUCKING DOPE 🔥💪🔥

MY BODY AND SOUL ARE READY 😤👌

Big dog, big chillin’ 🐶 🐾

Looks like United lost my luggage with Duke in it. Anybody work for United that could possibly help me?

Let’s do it! I gotta 👀 those falls!

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Next up in the sleeve is Log Lady.

You better not slap her! She’s a feisty lady.