www.imdb.com/title/tt0200... A vampire kills whoever runs a flour mill, so villagers recruit a man who needs money to marry the local beauty.Includes some old vampire lore like using a hawthorn stake.Also adds elements like butterflies as souls, and alludes to night hags. Slow paced and well crafted
www.imdb.com/title/tt0329... Like a John Waters slasher, but less sense of fun.Cory is treated poorly by his family,accidentally kills his brother, ties up his mom, and sets off a string of everyone making the stupidest decisions ever,with the worst luck ever, as bodies start amassing in the cellar
www.imdb.com/title/tt0076... Extremely Seventies thriller about a safety inspector matching with with a mad bomber with a penchant for blowing up amusement park attractions. Decently made and acted, if a bit unremarkable. Special guest appearance by legendary band Sparks.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1850... Dingo Pictures release, in all of their barely -animated, poorly scripted, minimal monotone voice acting glory. Mouse cop and his friends investigate a cheese robbery. If you are sensitive to extremely incompetently made animation, avoid this one.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0165... A priapic Not Bruce Lee dies and goes to the Underworld, where he teams up with Popeye and Kwai Chang Caine to fight Dracula, James Bond, and The Man With No Name. Along the way, he meets Zatoichi and the One Armed Swordsman.
No, I am not kidding.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1824... Damien Chapa’s son has finally found rivals as the worst actor ever. Lines are delivered one. word. at. a.time. with no inflection. Three men are expelled from under a screaming woman's dress in to a world where they have to find a mystic book because reasons.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0447... From what i can guess, these folks wanted to make an art horror movie, but lacked any talent, equipment, or budget. A bold try, though. Naked female Angela want to destroy the world with vampires and start with two drug dealers. Pretentiousness and incompetence follows.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1874... The legendary Mr Big McLargeHuge himself,Reb Brown, headlines as a sheriff in a Bigfoot movie and not once do they let him do what he does best scream while firing a gun.Instead we get awful day for night,a woman accidentally ripping her bf’s foot off, and ninja Bigfoot
www.imdb.com/title/tt4405... What do you get when you throw members of NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys, an American Idol winner, Rico Suave, and Erik Estrada's son in to a Magnificent Seven ripoff transplanted in to a zombie apocalypse? If you guessed nothing good, you would be absolutely correct.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108... Idiot gets a job at an AI run building owned by Roger Rees and manages to drive he AI crazy to the point where it starts killing everyone in the building. Because somehow the AI has been programmed to turn common things like elevators and saunas into deadly weapons.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0197... In the post apocalyptic future, nobody will have good hair.
Stop me if you’ve heard this before.Warlord in a barren wasteland sends his armies (in totally-not-Stormtrooper-inspired uniforms) out to oppress everyone,tough guy hero helps the locals to bring warlord down.
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