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Mitzi Szereto

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OFFICIAL ACCOUNT #Author of #Books #TrueCrime #CrimeFiction #Suspense #Anthologies etc. Always up to mischief w/ #celebrityauthorbear #TeddyTedaloo Website: https://mitziszereto.com

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Guess I'll drag myself out for #divebarsaturday later. Band plays stuff I like...

07.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently, everyone else around here can get through to my Internet provider using their WiFi calling - everyone but me...???

07.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gemini seems to have figured out the issue on my phone when I try to call my Internet provider. Apparently, I can't use WiFi calling to call my Internet provider because said provider is rejecting the call due to a loop issue that makes them think I'm a fraudulent caller.

06.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Try them in The Hague.

06.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chance Based on Kem Nunnโ€™s novel, Chance is described as a provocative psychological thriller that focuses on Eldon Chance (Laurie), a San Francisco-based forensic neuropsychiatrist who reluctantly gets suck...

Ever since I started watching this, I've been getting a "Vertigo" Kim Novak vibe. Anyone else?
www.hulu.com/series/chanc...

06.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dogs are rejoicing today.

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone do anything right? Apparently, no. They don't.

04.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Attention annoying book marketers: Please stop sending me your bogus book marketing pitches. They're just being deleted, so why bother? Be aware that my latest #truecrime #book is Women Who Murder. So a word to the wise...
mitziszereto.com/women-who-mu...

04.03.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG, setting up my new cable box has robbed me of my will to live...

04.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've decided that I will now include the word Schmuckerberg so that more people see my Facebook posts. It seems to have worked previously!

03.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood...
www.instagram.com/p/DVW4Ed1Eikg/

01.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are so many. I am a bit partial to the one I wrote about, since it's so obscure!

01.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ran into one of my dive bar cohorts on a freezing beach walk. Should have brought gloves!

01.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Start March out right with some #truecrime!
mitziszereto.com/the-best-new...

#books #serialkillers #ebooks #audiobooks #BookBoost #BooksWorthReading #bookrecommendations #readingworld #BookStagram #booktok #readers #reading #thebestnewtruecrimestories

01.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Capital One shopping app is a load of shite. You redeem the coupon, buy the item via the app, get a confirmation number - and the credit never arrives. Then they tell you it wasn't a Cap One shopping offer. WTF.

01.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since I finally found a pair of eyeglass frames, perhaps I'll finally have some luck with shoes, as I need at least two pairs, if not three.

28.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goldstone (2016) โญ 6.6 | Action, Crime, Mystery 1h 50m | R

Good film!
www.imdb.com/title/tt4911...

28.02.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Contemplating going to acoustic night at the dive bar this evening.

27.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After more than two years (or maybe three?) of searching for new eyeglass frames, I finally put down a deposit on one.
*cue massive applause and cheering*

26.02.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a package coming from AMZN, and according to the tracking update, George will be delivering it. They even included his pic!

26.02.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After checking my tax return after already spending several days getting all the crap ready for the accountant, it's finally done and gone. More days out of my life I'll never get back.

25.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although Godot finally arrived, we're incompatible unless I purchase a new universal battery charger. Apparently, Godot does not slot into the perfectly good one I already own since the shape on the connector plug thingie has now changed. I believe this is known as built-in obsolescence.

25.02.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Available now at your favorite digital store! The New Black Lace Book of Women's Sexual Fantasies by Mitzi Szereto

Cheers to Books2Read for giving the re-release a shoutout!
books2read.com/b/31pV26

23.02.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very cool - I just heard from one of my former creative writing students in Blighty and he's just completed the first draft of a novel that developed from a scene he wrote during one of my uni workshops. It took him 20 years to get here, but hey, we writers are like a fine wine, eh?

22.02.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some hijinks with Eric the bassist from #divebarsaturday!

22.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a husky dog is standing on its hind legs on a white floor . ALT: a husky dog is standing on its hind legs on a white floor .

Well, it's Saturday. And you know what that means...
#divebarsaturday

21.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, that's it - I've officially unalived my newsletter. And after looking further into the bot issue, I'm glad I did.

20.02.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After all this fuss, Godot has finally arrived, delivered to me personally by the mail carrier. Although he fits the laptop, he does not fit the universal adaptor it was actually intended/designed for. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously considering deleting my newsletter for good. I've not found it a useful marketing tool, I rarely use it, and it's being inundated with dozens of bogus subscribers or bots on a daily basis. What do they hope to achieve by subscribing? I don't get it.

20.02.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've now sent out a search party for Godot. But I'm not hopeful.

20.02.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0