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@woodsofjanvier

(they/he) indie author, nonbinary adult, appreciator of ghosts and vampires and cryptids and metal. www.janvierolszon.com

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no, I don't have issues with texture. I just can't scrape a French fry against paper or touch a sharp toenail without physically cringing and getting the bad chills

03.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://arcanechapel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nine-kingdoms-of-the-undying

https://arcanechapel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nine-kingdoms-of-the-undying

SECRET SORCERY
THE NINE KINGDOMS OF THE UNDYING

blackened lo-fi dungeon synth / dark ambient

available now on cassette and digital download!

13.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

but then I started hearing native English speakers use it that way, too. it's like it crept into our vocabulary over the years and I find it super interesting

03.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but thats why I noticed it. in school I learned that wear is "llevar" but, at least among my coworkers, it's way more common to say "usar", and I could always tell when someone else translated something because it would be like "use this bra every day"

03.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

clothes!

03.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear to god more and more people are using the word "use" instead of "wear" in English and I'm surprised there's no linguistic paper or whatever about this, yet. someone smarter than me, with more time and resources, needs to examine the phenomenon pls

02.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

wasn't raised in the south, have never heard that πŸ€”

02.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A witch eating a sandwich sitting on the floor near a fridge in their kitchen. There are three ghost cats around the main character. The character is sitting on a wooden floor, one of the boards has been removed and books and potions are hidden under the floor.

A witch eating a sandwich sitting on the floor near a fridge in their kitchen. There are three ghost cats around the main character. The character is sitting on a wooden floor, one of the boards has been removed and books and potions are hidden under the floor.

Hidden. πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

28.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 8100 πŸ” 1644 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 10

no way, I just watched that over the weekend. the stars aligned

02.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ow, my ulnar nerve

02.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine holy shit I've been in daily pain for as far back as I can remember!!! ... I'm fine, I barely even notice it

25.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the cool thing about being chronically ill is that sometimes you feel fine and start to doubt you were ever ill and sometimes you're like "will I ever not be sick again?"

23.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey, I know those people. *and* those waterfalls

22.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Graphic for the announcement of a vinyl run, featuring the artwork for Abscess on the Heart of the State

Graphic for the announcement of a vinyl run, featuring the artwork for Abscess on the Heart of the State

Huge announcement! Together with Hypnotic Dirge Records in Europe and @fiadh.bsky.social in the US, we are doing a vinyl run for β€˜Abscess on the Heart of the State’
More info soon

19.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it slaps. stompable for sure

19.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hellooo! I'm definitely going to check this out. I'm having a musical identity crisis anyway lol

19.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(EVIL guy who is VERY EVIL and has EVIL apps on their phone and is so EVIL that they don’t even close their parenthesis

17.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok but which CD is it? πŸ‘€

19.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not to brag, but I just got a tattoo on Sunday and it's *already* in the almost-unbearable itching stage 😌

19.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like Japanese city pop more if more songs had a Beat like Plastic Love tbh. that song makes me feel like I could get away with running a red light. need more like that

30.01.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my fursona would be a serval obviously but I have no art or sewing skills

26.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard of people identifying as queer for political reasons and I have a genuine question:

can I identify as a furry, politically?

26.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm half awake omg. pocket CASTS*

22.01.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unexpected benefit of switching from spotify to tidal for music and pocket casts for podcasts:

tidal is missing a lot of stuff I like, but also has a lot of stuff spotify didn't have.

pocket cases has no ads. absolutely none. the only ads you get are the sponsored ones. idk how they pull it off

22.01.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mousy

21.01.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 4737 πŸ” 1446 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5
cover of THE BIG LEBUTTSKI with guy lebuttski shirtless and handsome on the left and a sentient rug on the right. they are standing in a bowling alley

cover of THE BIG LEBUTTSKI with guy lebuttski shirtless and handsome on the left and a sentient rug on the right. they are standing in a bowling alley

please enjoy new tingler THE BIG LEBUTTSKI out now. you can get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHXVP7V7 or on true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/big-le...

21.01.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10
a nonbinary person with black hair in a mullet with heavy bangs wearing silver geometric glasses, mostly black clothes, but this massive long olive green jacket. my phone is covering half my face. I have a neutral expression.

a nonbinary person with black hair in a mullet with heavy bangs wearing silver geometric glasses, mostly black clothes, but this massive long olive green jacket. my phone is covering half my face. I have a neutral expression.

you know it's real when I have to bust out the jacket I wore for my Slutty Dostoyevsky costume

21.01.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it always snows around my birthday. why are y'all surprised every year?

related: I turn 36 on Friday and I'm really confused about it. I can't even remember my current age half the time, tf

21.01.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tonight I'm sad. about the state of the country and the world, yes, but also - mostly - because I can't properly roll my r's in spanish. I can approximate it by kinda gargling but my tongue just ... doesn't do that. I get one (1) good trill and it refuses to extend itself.

rude honestly

21.01.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lesbians: ugh bisexual women and their boyfriends

lesbian dating app profiles: if you're bi or nonbinary swipe left

that's it. that's the whole Discourseℒ️

21.01.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0