Almost Clutch

I’ve never seen Paul and I already miss him

Thank you! I knew someone would have a perfect answer.

So like, what’s up with Beattie Goad?
Is she just not a doctor? Is she both and playing the NPL just works better schedule wise? Does anyone know?

Straight to jail

most recent addition to the collection (hoard)

I started having those weird 3am thoughts at like 6am today and now im convinced I should get a motorcycle.

The next time I see my second bus go by as im waiting at the light in the first, I will remember this, chuckle, and feel slightly less upset.

I cant believe I still do.

After laying in bed for 3 hours I have decided not only is soccer dumb it’s bad for my sleep, and also, im just not sleeping tonight.

A bunt is in the same ballpark as a home run 🤷‍♂️

Also this one from Asuka Miyata holy shit.

Hey you should probably see this goal from Anna Liacopoulos a couple days ago, the camera guy sure didnt.

🏃‍♀️

I hope theres a really big hat with two pieces of paper inside.

If its a 2-0 loss, they are currently both tied at 2 yellow cards, so if Vietnam play clean I genuinely dont even know what happens.

Do they draw straws?

Because they know Vietnam is gonna pull off a draw tomorrow and they are going to get buzz sawed by Japan.

Either that, or they just actually didnt know.

girl I literally feel this way 90% of the day

no blood = no card

I think I understand it now

UZBEKISTAN SCORE IN PERTH AND THEY'RE OFF TO THE KNOCKOUTS AS LONG AS THEY DON'T CONCEDE A GOAL #BANvUZB #WAC2026

90% sure they get another one too

jk VAR dont play that shit

GOALS IN BOTH GAMES AT THE SAME TIME

and it keeps getting better

Match has been so fun I didnt realize its almost 4am LMAO

You answered my question as I was typing it 🙏

VAR might still say no, but I didnt even have time to tell you "wait a minute" LMAO

There's 0 doubt both of these squads are giving it their absolute all to win. Its been fun.

Oh you must be referring to Chapter 3, Section 1, Item 31 of the WAC26 Stadium Code of Conduct

(Also the youtube stream keeps being very glitchy, its not my fault I pinkie swear)

This is worth the same card as drop kicking someone in the knee cap I guess