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@melissawoodruff

Bloody-hearted Liberal PATRIOT. Sharp-clawed Feminist cat-lady. It should go without saying that I don't follow, or accept followers who have zero posts on their profiles. You HAVE to show me why you are on Bsky. It's only fair.

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But, are you specially over a HEMISPHERE???

10.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...or 13 yo girls.

10.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"rain"?

10.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'tsokay...I couldn't think of an alternative to any of the other analogies.

It should become a thing.

10.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It clearly says "Pencil".

Who's the Sharpie, now???

10.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From my childhood:

Yes! We use him as 3rd base!

10.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly me, his brain is already dead.

10.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holee Fuck.

Please someone dead him and unlive his legs and brain.

10.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only see bad things for a bad person. Good things for others.

fElon can rot in hell.

10.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course we did. Who else was bombing Iran at the time?

Even if Israel launched the missile, the missile was US made.

10.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your ass FIRST you felonious fucker. But, I will laugh and laugh at being able to scoop up Tesla owners for cannon fodder with a butterfly net.

10.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They bought it at the Dick/W Liberry bookshop.

10.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invest in gold spray paint, stat.

He can put his name on everything. He'll still be a fucking loser and disgrace in every corner of the World. I wouldn't mind losing the White House bldg if he was killed in the bombing of it. I just wish I had toured it--the only time I was there, Bush was. Fuckit.

09.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Cocaine Bear Dabbles in Politics" sux as a movie...

09.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe THEY can arrest him?

Cuz, this is getting fucking ridiculous...

09.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect summation.

09.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well then, I won't do very well, then.

09.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DAILY DULY DAY BAIL BAD BID LAB BALD BUILD LAY LAID BAY BUY DAB DAL AID ABLY LAD LUD LUB AIL ALY BUD DUB

Best I could do in a couple minutes...

09.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, gotta a coward handy? I need a head of the Department of Homeland Security!

I know somebody...

09.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuz Putin is part and parcel with it...

09.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but Iโ€™m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

09.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 23604 ๐Ÿ” 5677 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1590 ๐Ÿ“Œ 417

I want my children to have Transgender mutilization. I think every parent who loves their children should.

09.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya know, we could end this shit RIGHT NOW if we arrest Trump and all his admin that have facilitated this travesty.

He is a criminal of every stripe. And, he's about to attack Cuba bc the rich Republican Cubans in Miami think they'll be restored to Cuba with their former (grandparents') status.

09.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, if I let my car run 'til my gas tank is empty, I can fry my last eggs on the engine...

09.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On my last day of treatment, I asked for "Sarafina" to be the movie.

Whoopie is a superstar.

09.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit.

09.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My siblings are hard to love. Or, they find it hard to love me.

I am joyful that you have children who are having a wonderful time loving each other!!!

09.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amen. Even Butch girls who don't feel as attractive as straight girls. Being Trans isn't the only way to feel isolated.
I'm totes hetero, but still didn't feel "girlish" until I started HS.
Being a girl is hard. Being anythng other than a pretty girl is horrible. Societal norms suck. Queer is norm.

09.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I will also buy a tower that cannot be as tall as yours, but might have a window to look out!

I think your kittehs are very lucky!

And, adorable!

09.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish gold were. I bought it at 3500, and couldn't sell it two weeks ago.

I guess it's still okay. I just don't know how to sell it.

09.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0