Cap'n Peanut B. Crunch sez "ABOLISH ICE FOR GOOD!"

Oddly this still applies when talking about Advance.

Luis Guzman is Wart in "SUPER MARIO GALAXY"

Wonderful casting 🐸

Issa Rae as Honey Queen in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie

This means we can get Honey Queen back in Mario Kart, right?

...right?

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie cast:

Wart - Luis Guzman
Honey Queen - Issa Rae
Yoshi - Donald Glover

hang on how the fuck did it get to be 10pm, this DST is a fucking rude asshole

In black & white, a forlorn man with a 1000-yard stare is accompanied by the words "I was wrong."

From a currently running Shingles PSA:

Seems important

messy phone painting of a view from a small urban hill in LA at sunset. There's an office building with a purple cloud behind it, urban hillsides in the background, and a bit of scattered trees in the foreground. Some lights shine from the building and hills but it's not really dark out yet.

I did a painting too.

10 Generations of Starter Pokemon!
Who you choosing.
#art #pokemon

"Hey hey, ho ho, RFK has got to go!"

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again — Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them — But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is completely flailing. He didn't anticipate the economic blowback and now he's trying to undo the past 10 days and contain the damage.

Let's make it unicorn:

Someone I know who works in fashion told me once that George Costanza is an icon of men’s fashion, and I was like “yeah right,” but then rewatching the show I actually see it. He has a very put-together, timeless look.

A drawing of a unicorn looking up at a starry night sky. The caption reads, "the future can be better let's hang in there and see"

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ༄˖°.

🥀

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

Yeah they’re all Nazis.

this is apropos of nothing but my Nana was very proud of having been flirted with by Tim Curry in an elevator when she lived in California (they were exactly the same age haha)

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

panel 1: my kid-version of my cartoonsona holds a gameboy with pokemon on it. text box says “rocket sent out golbat!” cartoonsona shrugs and says “whatevs, i got raichu!” panel 2: a redraw of the horrifying golbat sprite from pokemon red and blue versions, where its leaning in a wiggly angle, has thing eyes that stare into your soul, and whips its tongue out. panel 3: my cartoonsona pauses in fear. text box says “…” panel 4: my cartoonsona looks scared and embarrassed. text box says “will used water gun!”

primal childhood fear :c
#pokemon #comic

Might as well play the VB pack-in now that it's here.

Also, please note:
Mario Tennis ≠ Mario's Tennis

Well of course DK and Banjo and Conker share a universe. I thought that was pretty self-evident. What do you mean not everybody thinks about it this way???

This is so clownish. You want a bare minimum coffee and a minimal line? Then why are you going to the place that specializes in making people special little treats and has built its entire business model on fulfilling detailed requests?

This is like saying it's rude to build a bear at Build-a-Bear.

I need them to make toys of Wart and Mouser from "MARIO GALAXY" - I don't even really do merchandise these days, but I will get those

They really did it, didn't they 🐸

‘Courage the Cowardly Dog’ creator John R. Dilworth says he is stepping away from the cryptocurrency space after backlash from fans:

“I'M OUT! I’ll find other funding for my movies. Thank you!”

"I'm sorry for the deaths, but..." deserves to be a new meme template and the shame for typing this - let alone thinking and presumably BELIEVING it! - should haunt you. This is the statement of a monster, as evil as most of those whose power (soft or otherwise) you'd speak it to condemn.