Can't bind a fetterman
07.03.2026 21:41
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Can't bind a fetterman
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clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that
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That's right
The real question is if we were too harsh about season 2
sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
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"Forcibly displaced Lebanese are now gathering along the sea; they have nowhere to go; Israel has announced its intent to make conditions that render civilian life unsustainable. A second genocide. Now in Lebanon."(Philip Proudfoot on X) #Israel #Lebanon
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Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
THE TOMBSINGER *Ages ago an evil sorcerer raised a legion of the dead to bring terror to the land *The sorcerer was slain by a band of heroes, but the masterless horde continued to roam *The heroic bard filled their undead hearts with song, and lulled them back in their graves with the promise of an encore *Every year, a certain village holds a festival to sing the dead back to sleep
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Holy fuck this is how they report "Senator breaks veteran's arm"
I refuse to cover up this tattoo
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 8 minutes
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revisiting this ancient text. I was kinda cooking.
Gods work
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me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4
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Video titled "Technical Analysis of Harry Potter's Grappling" and a scene from a Harry Potter movie where someone is restraining him. He's reaching for a rock, but the diagram suggests he's missed that his assailant is open to an armbar.
I have an extremely casual interest in grappling for how it interacts with pro wrestling and sumo, and while youtube is wildly overestimating it, this was funny I admit
XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence!
MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM.
NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file!
XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 3rd 2026 (Medium), in 04:42
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Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
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