you're really good at podcasting! I've been a fan of yours for a decade and it feels genuinely bad that things haven't stuck yet
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you're really good at podcasting! I've been a fan of yours for a decade and it feels genuinely bad that things haven't stuck yet
the government is so fucking stupid now any old dumbass can beat them
oh God I want to like so much more than once
i really adore darkweb’s roundups of the goo crew streams, which i think are very good at showcasing what we do in a way that people unfamiliar with us would find funny. however if you are one of those people go ahead and skip luke’s part at the start youtu.be/UOjKXd2Y17Y
One of them is going to reinvent cajun dirty rice from first principles and the resulting discourse will strike me dead on the spot
[pink pony club]
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kash must remain in this position for trump’s entire term. it’s vital to our nation’s interests
fellas be preparing slides for the Wife's Nightly Briefing on situations currently being monitored
Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president
Well I for one am optimistic about the merged Paramount/Warner Brothers, which insiders say will be named Porno Brothers
they aren't that bad. I think they should be tolerated and maybe even given a raise at their jobs.
the chips are down. an administration on the ropes. the legitimacy of a regime hanging in the balance. donald j trump has one last desperate shot to turn this whole thing around with an epic speech
seriously you'd just need a third party shopper with strict guidelines on price to beat this system. I think it makes money
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
I live the kind of life all these people talk about being left in the 50s! me and my son ride bikes to school when it's warm, I know a bunch of my neighbors. When I walk the dog, people address me by name!
no brain here, boys! on to the next one!
no matter how bad you are at your job, no matter how crazy things might get, very few people in modern history have ever been more over their head while in charge of a more fucked up situation than kristi noem
it's because of how much they fine you, I'm told
they made a woke as fuck She Ra like a few years ago!
Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
just torturing a guy in the streets, really disgusting shit
its time to stop being polite and start kidnapping american tourists: those stupid hogs are simply asking for it. all you have to do is put a cheeseburger inside a van and they will follow the smell inside
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
tim walz can urge everyone not to interfere with ICE loud n clear all day. he's still subpoenaed for obstruction because that's the narrative trump likes. he's getting the exact big loud show he wants to see, always. you win by making a big loud show he doesn't want to see, that gets better ratings
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
one guy attacks Trump, one guy cowers. guess which one gets investigated.
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
