P-Westy

I’m afraid that is
One too many syllables
To be a haiku

Most reasonable thing I’ve read all day.

No notes.

A 7” vinyl record of Billy Idol’s White Wedding

I see you.

Washed a lot of dishes so I could continue being the proud owner of a complete set of fingernails……..🤣😂🤣

I feel this.

My usual stance is: I’m only here to help.

I’m like a border collie. If I don’t have a job to do I’ll eat the fucking couch.

Sounds an awful lot like something a sex robot would say……….very suspicious

I see what you’re saying, but have you considered that there’s people who depend on me for weekly bruisings??………😂

Almost back at it 100%. If I’m smart I’ll wait another week before sparring again.

But if I was smart I wouldn’t have gotten hurt in the first place.

So I have a real conundrum…….

Nickelback
Ted Cruz
Keystone XL

Which one is Alberta’s most harmful export??……

Currently recovering from a dislocated rib.

Getting old only happens to the lucky ones, but it sucks the WHOLE time……

Music?? Nah…..I’ll just keep playing punk

Pub cheese?? What is this??

I cleaned the fridge to ……And Out Come The Wolves today.

From here on out dad jokes are to be referred to as: Padre Puns

I will not be taking questions on this matter

Ramones - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (Official Music Video) YouTube video by RHINO

Heres a tune to dance on his grave to…..

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Bah weep granna weep ninnibom

Replying to@TheyDidThat Funny how ‘DEI hire’ just means ‘a woman or person of color I don’t like#fyp YouTube video by Dr. Jessica Knurick

Here’s a slightly different flavor of the same sour grapes.

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A puppet that looks like rfk jr, with text: nice uncut dong, bro. You passed my mandatory autism screening

I am very sorry. Like, “Canadian just stepped on your toe” levels of sorry
Try to unsee this:

Bubonic Bobby looks like an overinflated Keith Richards……..

The resentment that mid white guys feel towards having to live in a merit based society, where women and people with more melanin than them have had to run a marathon just to get to the “mid white guy” starting line is the worlds most renewable resource.

Nazi grifters just refine that resource

I shuddered at the mental image and spilled my coffee.

I repeat: worse than death

Worse than death. Ugh……

Tell me you’ve got a dog without telling me…..

Also, I’d assume any hardware store??

Real “catholic rabbits” energy in the tank??…….

OU812 and tubes.

Sammy time. Fifty1-fifty

#kingeddie

The album that made me want to play guitar.

I was 6 when it came out

#theGOAT