Kurt 👻

Valentine’s Day rewatch of the perfect movie (The Fifth Element) 🥰

the episode where Dorothy takes all the attention at Blanche’s favorite bar and the episode where the lesbian falls in love with Rose 😆

while all the straighties were watching the super bowl, my husband and i went to a drag show where they reenacted two episodes of the Golden Girls 💅 it was such a fun night!

👏👏👏 Do Ramona next!

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

oh babe 🥵🤤

well, i bought it 😆 whatever gets me to read again, i say!

Happy New Queers y’all! 🎉🥳🎉

oh my new Dirty Vanilla perfume from Heretic is HORNY it smells so good on me

bloomfs who save me get as many kisses as they want 🥺🥹

damn, it fuckin wimdy!

will a sexy bloomf come save me from work please?

gonna spend my entire last day off smoking weed, jerkin it, and playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure, how ‘bout you?

just had my weekly testosterone shot pls show hole/pole

no you 🥰😘

my friend got temporary tattoos as a gag gift and this is what we did with them. mind you i completely forgot about it until i was about to get in the shower 💀

okay breakfast sandwich consumed, hung-over boner subsided, and i’m feeling better 🥴

oof guess who’s hung over from christmas cheer and wants to FUCK 😮‍💨🥴

merry crisis to all my internet boyfriends! here’s my cat causing chaos 🎄

be naughty 😈

wanted to show my internet boyfriends my new cute briefs ☺️

i’m so insanely jealous she’s so pretty 😭

gonna be brave and post one of my faves for #fcf 🫣

all this Heated Rivalry show does is give me boners 😤😮‍💨

#tbt wow throwback to my skinny twink era (i did not think i was skinny or a twink at the time)

it’s so pretty 🥹

uh oh. didn’t jerk off yesterday. now i gotta be extra horny today to make up for it

did i wake up with a slight wine hangover? yes. do i regret my decisions? only slightly cuz that wine club sent us some good shit 😮‍💨

here’s a throwback, i really should make this into a christmas card ☺️🎄

help i keep buying things for myself for christmas 😅😭