Machine Pun Kelly

The dough might be a little Shaggy after I first mix it.

I heard something about vodka in there.

Was she praying for Pete Hegseth?

MAGA: Anti-LGBT, Anti-Science, Anti-Women's Rights, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Immigrant, Anti-Separation of Church and State, Pro-Theocracy.

Love thy own fanatics.

Maybe he didn't mean "Board of Peace."

Maybe he meant he's "Bored of Peace."

Imma make a sourdough from my Kombucha starter and call it SCOBY dough.

But they don't have your DNA.

I should note: These are good bacteria that hang out in your gut and help you digest food.

These are good bacteria.

Fun fact: You have more bacteria than cells in your body.

What facts?

So if Stephen Miller is a Kook, Trump always chickens out, and Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem is well...KLAN Does that make the three of them the Kook Clucks Klan?

Kristi Noem’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem.

Think of those initials.

You just can’t make this up.

It is apparently VERY easy to make too.

And I think it can be applied to a lot of American cuisine quite well. Like, it's such great sopping bread. Would be great with beef stew for instance.

And I'm sort of curious how it does with a pbj.

I'm truly stoked. I'm getting my first order of Teff from Azure next week. I don't know if you've ever had Ethiopian bread (Injera), but it is truly amazing.

Can't wait to make some.

I asked the band Boston what the President needs to attack a country in self-defense, and they told me, "More than a feeling."

God I hate RFK Jr. He even makes good things sound ridiculous.

I just put it in jars with a cup of water and set my pressure cooker's sous vide to 110 for 8 hours. It's really, really easy.

It adds a lovely nutty flavor.

He had a feeling, though.

Being autistic often means
experiencing the world a little
differently. We notice patterns
others miss. We feel things
deeply. Sometimes we need
quiet where the world is loud.
Different doesn’t mean less.
It just means another way
of being human. 🧩💙

So I made yogurt for the first time yesterday. This is strawberry yogurt with a homemade granola.

For the granola: Cracked einkorn, emmer, and barley, cocoa nibs, slivered almonds and rolled oats tossed in maple, and toasted 30 minutes at 300.

When you set aside all the gaslighting, you are left with two inarguable facts:

1. Iran was not an imminent threat.
2. Since Iran was not an imminent threat, Trump’s actions were illegal and unconstitutional.

It really is that simple.

Text: IN RUSSIA: Russia Exploits Impoverished Africans with False Job Promises to Fuel Ukraine War | Image: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Tone: urgent, serious

Graphic: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Text Overlay: "IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, 'MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY, REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES." AFRICAN MEN ARE BEING LURED TO RUSSIA WITH FALSE PROMISES OF GOOD JOBS, ONLY TO BE FORCED INTO MILITARY SERVICE AND SENT TO FIGHT IN UKRAINE. KENYAN MOTHER ANNE NDARUA HAS NOT HEARD FROM HER SON FRANCIS FOR MONTHS AFTER HE TRAVELED FOR WHAT HE BELIEVED WAS ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING WORK. IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, "MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY," REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES. NUMEROUS RECRUITS REPORT BEING UNPAID, STRIPPED OF PASSPORTS, AND TREATED WITH RACISM AND ABUSE WHILE TRAPPED ON THE FRONT LINES. THIS SYSTEM PREYS ON POVERTY AND DESPERATION, EXPLOITING VULNERABLE BLACK AFRICANS FOR A FOREIGN WAR THEY NEVER AGREED TO FIGHT.

“Many friends have died in the name of money”

NEW: Russia is luring African men with false promises of good jobs, only to be forced into military service in Ukraine.

Numerous recruits report being unpaid, stripped of passports, and abused while trapped on the front lines.

Might make some homemade granola from cracked wheat, steel cut oats, and maple syrup baked in the oven. Then sprinkle that on top of the jars.

Thanks! I was just looking it up. It seems insanely easy. I'm going to make it with "fruit on the bottom" in ball jars.

This is my next project. And I have the Instant Pot.

LOL! I don't know about that. I'm just trying to eat healthy.

RFK Jr. calling them "ferments" just ruins it for the rest of us.

LOL! It's a chain.

I'm going to get into yogurt soon. Next step I'm going to do "ginger bug" which is like homemade soda pop, but healthy.

Yes, I just put in a teaspoon or so when I poured the cup. You don't want to add it before that, or you'll throw off the fermentation.

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