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37 jackal he/him Doin hot laps and taking big naps.

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Blue frog sitting cross legged in a tub.

Blue frog sitting cross legged in a tub.

Tub frog would like pokepuffs and head pats.

09.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.

People who oppose impeachment as β€œpointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 4993 πŸ” 1469 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 58

nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department

09.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 2545 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 28
legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread

unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom"

eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat

hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away

hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being.

hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall]

heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy

blm1997: world heritage post

cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!

cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom" eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being. hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall] heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy blm1997: world heritage post cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!! cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN! hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

if there's ever a draft you have to dodge it first and foremost because it is the morally correct thing to do but secondly, hotmeat89 might get your ass.

09.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 910 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Part of the year where friends are reallllllyy reconsidering if they invite me over while spring coat blowing season looms

09.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 4478 πŸ” 1950 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 39

babe pleaaaase let me drive my hot wheels cars across u while ur in the vacbed plz plz plz

08.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Pikachu in the Anime, giving a nervous and embarrassed smile while pointing at her tail, which has a heart shape taped onto the end of it

A screenshot of Pikachu in the Anime, giving a nervous and embarrassed smile while pointing at her tail, which has a heart shape taped onto the end of it

Shout out to her on International Women's Day.

08.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

they stole an hour from women

08.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 4919 πŸ” 1679 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 14
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One of the older poses from the commission so I used it to transform myself into a foxxo uwu

#Transfur
#TFEveryday

08.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

07.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3207 πŸ” 1149 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 15
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The Voyageurs Wolf Project of Northern Minnesota tags & documents grey wolf ecology & behavior: www.voyageurswolfproject.org

The video you see here is confirmatory proof:
Wolves. Love. Blueberries.

As much as 83% of a wolf's calories in summer months comes from eating berries.

02.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1792 πŸ” 689 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 87

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

07.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 4960 πŸ” 1997 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4
06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 7930 πŸ” 3181 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 21

Happy Birthday!!!!

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(putting phone down after watching youtube on it for 4 hours) Alright. Enough fucking around. (opening youtube on my computer

06.03.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Boss texting Brian asking hi where are you 
Brian sends pic of Cull Hazard 
Boss says understandable take as much time as you need

Boss texting Brian asking hi where are you Brian sends pic of Cull Hazard Boss says understandable take as much time as you need

05.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

04.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 6011 πŸ” 1825 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 4
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Microsoft has paused new users from joining its official Copilot Discord server

β€’ This comes after users were commenting β€˜Microslop’

β€’ When that term was banned, users started testing new variations like β€˜Microsl0p’

β€’ Microsoft says temporary Discord lockdown is a response to β€˜spammers’

03.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1034 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 87

So many good shapes! Would pet!!

02.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The cool guy @bashthepinata.bsky.social

28.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 832 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

27.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 8283 πŸ” 2437 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 25
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Not to be dramatic but I’d end earth for them

27.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

27.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 5336 πŸ” 1331 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 28
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i haven't slept and forgot it was pokemon day

27.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 6069 πŸ” 2094 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0
a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

27.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 7948 πŸ” 2735 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 15
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the new pokemon starters go crazy

27.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 3903 πŸ” 1290 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7
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They bounce! πŸ§‘πŸ’šπŸ’™

27.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 23114 πŸ” 6422 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 47
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Happy Protogen Appreciation Day πŸ’™

Art made by @/rustyruu.bsky.social

27.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0