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HAHA yeah :))

06.03.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the concept of top 📚 is amusing to me bc it opens up the possibility of her surprising 🦇 in bed and 🦇 having a crisis over it later. makes me giggle tbh 🤭

06.03.2026 16:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of the funniest things abt shipping 🦇📚 is thinking abt how 📚 is the active "top" by default bc 🦇 would 100% be a pillow princess (i mean 🦇 would definitely will still call the shots, but like, on her back 😭)

06.03.2026 16:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

just realized that 🦇📚 sort of reminds me of sulemio/miosule in some ways. which is probably part of why i like it so much ;u;

05.03.2026 05:01 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

okay...i saw 🦄📚 recently and i think it switched on a part of my brain

🦄 would be the type to make bad puns on purpose bc she knows they make 📚 laugh ;w; ;w; ;w;

ah...i think they're very cute

04.03.2026 14:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
text about the Kiss from Vampire: The Masquerade and Vampire: The Requiem:

For a vampire, the act of feeding becomes highly sensual, regardless of their gender or previous sexual orientation. This applies to the victim as well. It is an extremely intimate experience, perhaps the most intimate experience either participant will ever experience. For the victim, a vampire's bite brings exquisite bodily pleasure, comparable to or even greater than the height of sexual release.

Vampires can have sex and consider it a great way to feed, but carnal pleasures don't mean much to vampires as that sense of emotional intimacy is lost to them after the Embrace. Only the Kiss, the act of sinking their fangs into living flesh and sucking on the blood within, can give that connection again. The victims become paralyzed with euphoria, preventing them from escaping, and dulling their senses to the environment.

Sex is a great part of most vampires' unlives, but nothing truly replaces the ecstasy of feeding for a vampire. It is not uncommon for humans to form herds around a particular vampire to willingly experience its Kiss, nor is it uncommon for humans to become addicted to the Kiss or for vampires to form emotional attachments to their vessels.

Vampire The Masquerade:
"Most mortals find great pleasure in the Dark Kiss. Ecaterina tells us that in Carthage, the mortals happily submitted to it."

text about the Kiss from Vampire: The Masquerade and Vampire: The Requiem: For a vampire, the act of feeding becomes highly sensual, regardless of their gender or previous sexual orientation. This applies to the victim as well. It is an extremely intimate experience, perhaps the most intimate experience either participant will ever experience. For the victim, a vampire's bite brings exquisite bodily pleasure, comparable to or even greater than the height of sexual release. Vampires can have sex and consider it a great way to feed, but carnal pleasures don't mean much to vampires as that sense of emotional intimacy is lost to them after the Embrace. Only the Kiss, the act of sinking their fangs into living flesh and sucking on the blood within, can give that connection again. The victims become paralyzed with euphoria, preventing them from escaping, and dulling their senses to the environment. Sex is a great part of most vampires' unlives, but nothing truly replaces the ecstasy of feeding for a vampire. It is not uncommon for humans to form herds around a particular vampire to willingly experience its Kiss, nor is it uncommon for humans to become addicted to the Kiss or for vampires to form emotional attachments to their vessels. Vampire The Masquerade: "Most mortals find great pleasure in the Dark Kiss. Ecaterina tells us that in Carthage, the mortals happily submitted to it."

labeling for content today i learned about the Kiss from VTM, and the concept of addictive pleasure the human derives from getting bitten. that, coupled with the codependency idea from the previous post, just made a lot of sense

26.02.2026 15:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i imagine that she works towards this by absolutely trying to ruin every shot 📚 has at happiness-- like interfering with relationships to make her more dependent on her, to the point that 📚 is isolated from other support systems 🥲

26.02.2026 03:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

codependent 🦇📚 with severe abandonment issues on both sides that tether them to each other no matter how much it makes them want to leave already

26.02.2026 03:27 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😁

25.02.2026 08:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg :D nw, im just spitballing here. would love to see what you come up with though!

23.02.2026 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have this idea where 🦇 completes the ritual, gets her wish and becomes viscount of new york. 📚 however, has no luck searching for her brother, and goes to 🦇 in a desperate attempt for help to find a lead. 🦇 agrees but only if 📚 basically agrees to be subjugated entirely

23.02.2026 15:02 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

ME TOO dfjkdahf i'd sit down to hear her talk about an in-depth comparison of colin firth's vs matthew macfadyen's Mr. Darcy 👀👀

22.02.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah the book wasn't even supposed to be "romance" by itself, it's a gothic work with some supernatural elements too. but this movie just really did away with all of that, and made smth that feels like the end goal was just to generate controversy 💀 emerald fennel is kind of a fraud

22.02.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also on a shitposty sidenote, paige would hate this adaptation with her whole entire being

22.02.2026 14:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

all the commentary surrounding Wuthering Heights (2026) makes me feel vindicated about how i've been feeling over how people nowadays engage with the romance genre, where gratification is valued above storytelling

22.02.2026 14:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

yeah 😭 like maybe when she was human, she can use her influence to silence victims, but now as a vampire, she doesn't have the same clout. the other characters don't rly respect her so yeah she's pretty much squidward in this comic (until she completes the ritual and becomes viscount lmao)

21.02.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i really fw the hc of mina being the exact way that she is in the game (classist, cruel, ambitious), but is a closeted lesbian who is willing to play all the fucked up games, if it means securing her future

21.02.2026 10:15 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im using emojis bc im just trying to be safe, and i don't want people to think im hating (im really not 😭). i do, in fact, find this ship intriguing, just not in the way that it makes me want to explore romantic dynamics

21.02.2026 03:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk how to explain it, but i really like 🦇💼 as a ship in terms of how it affects both of them as characters, especially 🦇. for lack of a better way to say what i mean, i like this ship as a narrative device rather than in the "let me mash my two dolls together" kinda thing

21.02.2026 03:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me using my free will:

20.02.2026 11:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drawing 🦇📚 feels like being in that one shencomix drawing with the yuri quota, except no one is forcing me with a whip and i willingly chained myself to the tablet

20.02.2026 08:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
paige's kill line for mina: "i think she self-esteem issues"

paige's kill line for mina: "i think she self-esteem issues"

i think about this quite a bit. paige clocks that mina might be struggling with self-confidence underneath her bad attitude, and that while she is indeed a massive brat, the reasons as to why might go deeper than what people think

20.02.2026 05:23 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that being said, please feel free to unfollow as you see fit. i wouldn't hold it against you, as it is completely fair especially since i do not want anyone to be spammed by things they are not interested in 😓 i appreciate the support given to me previously and thank you for your understanding (2/2)

19.02.2026 16:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hello, i want to give a heads up that i will be repurposing this account into a spam account, and it won't be a darkest dungeon-exclusive account anymore 😔 for full transparency, my interests have shifted towards other things, and i would like an alternate space to talk abt them freely (1/2)

19.02.2026 16:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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BB your stance is so ugly(affectionate

19.06.2025 00:50 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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#darkestdungeon #darkestdungeon2 #ddwlweek #ddwlweek2025
improper use of curios....(hey...one of the alchemy table effects should be destress..)

17.06.2025 04:18 👍 126 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 0
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Hallo!
Darkest Dungeon WlWeek will officially start the minute I get home from my last exam.
Here are the prompts if you need them again.
Hope to see some lovely lovely sapphics and enjoy yourselves!

#DarkestDungeon
#DDWLWeek
#DDWLWeek2025

15.06.2025 23:39 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 2
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07.06.2025 14:49 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

😳🤭

09.06.2025 13:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think i'll post my dd wlw week art on main since they'll all be sfw anyway :O

09.06.2025 07:22 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0