Paul Tonner

They're probably still frozen in the middle for that delicious temperature contrast.

Oh. Someone has to go back and straighten up that picture frame.

That pizza’s a bit burnt, is it no? Or is that the cool way to do it these days?

I found with Yodel it was “Whit’s fur ye will be shoved under a wet hedge or left in plain sight on your doorstep, feet away from a busy main road”

Could aliens in another galaxy see dinosaurs on Earth? How big would a telescope need to be to see Earth’s dinosaurs from 66 million light-years away? Think big—and then think bigger

PS.Do you remember my Huge Telescope Theory from when we were youngsters? Some clever person went and did 'the math'. We're going to need a bigger universe.

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I'd give you a job with that kind of reply. Then again, my brain is as wonky as yours and I'm not looking for any staff at the moment. Thanks for coming and good luck with your job search.

I'm not saying that creating and publishing a comic on your own is easy. I've done a few and it's not, but there must be at least a dozen ways of writing your creator bio without coming across as an egotistical tool. Maybe Frazer wrote it for him?

Every panel is his hand. Every idea is his mind. Every page is written, drawn and designed in-haus. Literally. The Cancel Haus is not a committee project - it's a singular vision, uncompromising and unfiltered.

Ooft. You can see why Frazer likes him. They’re cut from the same cloth. So you write and draw your own comic. Whoopie fucking do.

The Clown and The Wolfman from Restless Natives in front of Tam Shepherds Trick Shop, Glasgow. An illustration commission by James Corcoran

An excellent mail day thanks to my friend @jamescorcoran78.bsky.social . A wonderful Restless Natives / Tam Shepherds mashup commission.

Maybe the journalist couldn't get time off from his Media and Communication college course this week? Or his dad couldn't drive him to Frazer's house because he was busy.

a group of people are standing next to each other in a dark room . Alt: A group of people are standing next to each other in a room talking about a Marmite pancake.

It’s like, how much more savoury could a pancake be? The answer is “None. None more savoury”.

SLATES UP! YEA or NAY?

Gong hei faat choi, Chris. Dai gut dai le!

Fucking hell Chris! Way to follow your dream. You'll smash it, of course. I got this vague impression that you weren't terribly keen on your job, so this is going to be great for you.

Do yourself a favour and get @jamescorcoran78.bsky.social to do you an original commission. He's awesome.

This Restless Natives one is for me. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍🤡🐺🏍️💰🚓🏞️

CPT. SPURGEON TANNER.

RIP Space Grandad. Thank you for your sacrifice.

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I bet it'll be a Reform MP that will be involved here. The 'bad' comic industry Frazers (Frazer Brown and Frazer Irving) love the smell of a freshly unfurled Union Flag* in the morning.

*made in China.

Frazer Brown is a desperate and sad individual trying to forge friendships and alliances where there were none. The whole #TFTQ saga, nay, fiasco is a warning to everyone about big promises but nothing to back them up. FB cynically used COVID to ensnare comic creatives into his £37,000 charity scam.

a man is riding a motorcycle next to a man on a bus on a road . Alt: Scotland's other, other, other greatest film, Restless Natives.

Love it. You captured my commission beautifully including the Universal Monsters in the window. I am doubly delighted though. The 'Big Country' t-shirt is a lovely detail too. They were the first proper band I ever went to see live when I was 14.

Thank you again!

Trampocast?

Might be nice day to go and do an indoor activity instead. Any ideas? Run it past Tilly?

No worries! No pressure, just when the spirit of creativity flows through you.

*cough*

I find it impossible to listen to the Ski Sunday theme without whistling the Black Beauty theme to myself.

Small Prophets review – Mackenzie Crook’s magical new comedy is pure, pure pleasure Wonder lies below the surface of this truly fantastic sitcom from the creator of Detectorists. It’s an impossible marvel of TV making

Really enjoying Small Prophets. Brilliant performances all round with humour and pathos in equal measure. Mackenzie Crook is a bit of modern folk culture hero in my eyes between this, Detectorists and his reimagined Worzel Gummage.

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