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PolkaFluxx

@polkafluxx

Part-cyborg (cochlear implant) gay geek. Legs and socks enthusiast. Partner of @TedTalk420.bsky.social πŸ”žNSFW Under-18s, live your lives but don’t follow mine. Thank you! Lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked.

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Settled into bed for the last half of the filmed Kinky Boots. One would think I’m settling down to camp soft porn.

My gods, I totally would though. Without the angry woman in pink of course.

09.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cooking companion in the making

08.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The unexpected event of sobbing my heart out twice to the filmed West End Kinky Boots. Before the first half ended.

Jaysus.

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was an Olly Alexander promotion πŸ˜…

08.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would explain how he knew to make sure his muttons chops were out of view, when Ted was trying to take a photo 😭

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh, I feel the same with cheeky dick pics πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man covered in red glitter says i can 't feel my face ALT: a man covered in red glitter says i can 't feel my face

When we’re done with you

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let them explode again!

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I already need a pee.

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And personality wise, everything we wanted out of a pair

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For how orange they are under light and markings on their bellies, you’d think they were half-Bengals!

In reality, their mum is a black furred Yorkshire farm cat and their dad is a mystery πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thankfully, I just had a pee. I’ll be here for a while.

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Would’ve been hilarious if she did β€œconcealing pregnancy” era of Dana though lol

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still pedantic to say novelisations of movies and TV shows don’t count πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully I haven’t seen any myself this year, it’s pretty cringe

05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While I love the choice of character, she’s not a bloody book character!!

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of kids dressed as Elphaba and Glinda for World’s Book Day.

Oh lords, innocent parents would be mortified with what the actual book entails if they bought a copy for their very age-inappropriate kids.

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It at the very least, can be a harmful pipeline.

04.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have to agree. I had an anti-religious phase for a year or so when I was young, that developed into things like Islamophobia. I genuinely thought I was being progressive.

Thankfully that phase didn’t last long and I wised up, a lot.

04.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Their personalities are getting stronger. And they’re getting bigger.

02.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ted disagrees and I respect that but

Surely I can’t be the only one who was initially entertained by Smosh, but now find them a clique who relies on a couple of leaders who happened to be in a some sitcoms, for a late-30s millennial existential grasp for online relevancy and a passable LA income?

02.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imposter!

28.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve all had a boy in our school year who wore shorts all year round.

Those NPCs were created for us to have the last laugh.

28.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised Ted’s vintage French mannequin legs looks like a stolen statue from Amsterdam’s penis museum.

27.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re growing fast!

27.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At this stage, Steps’ cover of Tragedy is pretty much about food inflation now.

27.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A ginger and grey tabby kitten being very cute.

A ginger and grey tabby kitten being very cute.

Be still, my beating heart.

27.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, GameFreak are famous for being lazy with Pokemon for the past decade.

27.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Call me a genwunner but getting rather fed up that Pokemon starters of late, just look like ChatGPT prompt results.

It doesn’t feel like the characters have much investment in them by the creators.

27.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0