I don't think I'm going to be giving my Uber driver five stars.
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I don't think I'm going to be giving my Uber driver five stars.
Lottery Tickets
Let's dance in front our friend who cannot ever and our other friend who temporarily cannot.
GI Joe and Lanard Corps! figure photo. Shockwave and Bullet Proof assess Chopper from The Corps!, who is wearing a sleeveless outfit and brandishing a whip. They are standing in front of a cop car in an urban environment.
“Y’know, Shock… maybe there’s something to this whole ‘defund the police’ thing after all.”
I bet someone is going to be thrown through cheap furniture. Seriously they need to invest in throw pillows.
I'd been wanting to do this for a while but made enough time to squeeze it in. Based on George Perez' cover for New Teen Titans issue 1.
We see Louise Belcher on the left, wearing her bunny ears, and a crown staring down at the flowers she is standing in on the other side. We see her again this time pointing with authority, and we see a shadow of her with devil horns tail and pitchfork. The meme reads Persephone is the goddess of flowers and the queen of hell you don't ever have to fit into one mold.
In honor of ancient woman's history. 😉
No seat belts.
Apocalypse just needed a work program with the xmen to chill.
Who is the go to when the xmen need a diplomat to the cosmic powers? Literally Tabitha Smith.
Wolfsbane
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
Black Swan.
I was thinking the good boy KNEW they were trumpers and that is why he bit them.
Breakfast Club.
Truly a question for the ages.
Screenshot of an article with the headline, "Was a Tiny Mummy in the Atacama an Alien? No, but the Real Story Is Almost as Strange" -- there's a photo of a tiny skeletal mummy with an elongated head
A close-up of the tiny mummy's elongated head
Beavis from Beavis and Butthead; his head has similar proportions to the mummy's
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Left Brain/Right Brain
I looked into it. Many tattoo artists are willing to work with genuinely regretful people to eliminate hate tattoos.
Chocolate?
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I see what they did there. Clever.
Those factory explosions are a matter for the Q Continuum.
Didn't Pixar make a movie featuring the reanimated legs of a kid's dead dad? Just half a corpse, dancing about.
There's so much genuine creative things the artists willingly put out for free, why would you ever want to look at AI slop? It's easier not to!
That's the brand name of my favorite bacon!
