The Constitution show up?
The Constitution show up?
Gonna need more popcorn!
BREAKING: The Supreme Court
I. Am. Dead. π€£π€£ππ
Season over.
This hurts. Because itβs true.
Iβm impressed you made it to the party! If I make it to the party, Iβm looking for the dog to pet or a sporting event to watch. Socializing and small talk are not my jam.
ROUND UP! Where are my other introverts at? What is one introvert quality that you DEFINITELY possess?
Just got my second margβ¦I shall drink it in your honor!
Happy hour. Much needed and happening now.
Wordle can take a flying leap off a short pier today. π€¬
This ginormous swamp darner dragonfly is just chillin on my deck. Heβs HUGE!
Sadly, this tweet can be about a whole lotta things in this year of the lord 2025.
#resist
Here you go!
More from the book of βWhat in the Actual Fuckββ¦
Happy #412Day to my hometown! #Pittsburgh
Itβs shit like this that makes βI cannotβ¦β part of my regular vocabulary. π€¦πΌββοΈ #A1
Iβve decided that I like oatmeal raisin cookies. I used to hate them. Is this what happens as you get older? π΅πΌ
Our expectations for you were low but holy f*ck
Sign of the dayβ¦Chicago
The number of times a version of this conversation happens daily has got to be astronomical.
Cory Booker. πππ
I REPEATβ¦Cory Booker is the hero we all need. Iβm riveted. This is amazing to watch.
Cory Booker is the hero we all need right now!
In meridian. Iβve never been to Gulfport, but heard good things!
Visiting my son in Mississippi today. First time here. β
Seven states remaining to get all 50!
I love this idea.