Surprised by life. Same really.
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Surprised by life. Same really.
you ever look back with immense sorrow and pity at the needlessly bitter but intensely pursued agendas of people trapped in a world they don't realize is preparing to die in a frenzy
In my case, that means I wish I could pass out and wake up with a job but I think that only happens in LA.
Hi @jamesgunn.bsky.social — I know this is a long shot.
My dad recently had a stroke and DC has always been something we bonded over. I’m trying to surprise him with the chance to attend the Supergirl premiere.
Even pointing me in the right direction would mean a lot. ❤️
#dcstudios #supergirl
My 'favorite' hotline shenanigans was Mean Gene cryptically insinuating that Ric Flair had died with 'a former world champion has passed away' when Flair hadn't been onscreen in a while and turns out it was Jerry Blackwell.
I don't think description is as bad as, say, a Mordor orc talking about a menu.
I miss when each class level in D&D had a different title
condi heard american bombs exploding in the middle east and floated to the white house the way a cartoon character is summoned by pie on a windowsill
“Oyster Nazi” is one of those Venture Bros. villains that appears on screen for like four seconds
some guy saying "can we stop doing the marcia lucas save star wars conspiracy"
i will never stop slandering george lucas. knowing it annoys star wars fans just makes me want to do it more
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
Yes
Why TAKA MICHINOKU rules!
The Secular Rapture plan is just frankly wild to see.
Alien, without question. I thought I was smart, spinning my parents that it was sci-fi not horror and, as the man said, "Congratulations, you played yourself."
Would not eat noodles of any kind for a month.
Second Gig KS update! Going into a little more detail about the new locations and NOT making any inappropriate jokes
OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK
PLANET-WIDE merch sale today! Check out this glorious new Nirvana x Arcee inspired tshirt by Hot Rod, a Shocktacular remix of LOGICAL LOVER by Shocky, and lots more merch! Your support will directly help us fix our tour ride so we can roll out and rock once again \m/
Bandcamp 🔗 in bio!
Yeah, it had appeal for 'oh, it's Star Wars' Fragments from the Rim without the Force' but Andor ate the 'scrappy underdogs fight fascists' and left no crumbs for at least five years, if not longer.
No. Space: The Lost Cause hits a lot different now and was really weird at the time. If Baldwin's getting a paycheck, lord, no.
31 years ago today, Mr. Burns’ film was booed by everyone at the Springfield Film Festival, except Hans Moleman, who was saying “Boo-urns.”
#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.
I would like to use my area of expertise here to contextualize Markwayne's undefeated MMA career. He beat a guy who entered the fight 1-0, then he beat a guy who was 1-8. His third win was beating that second guy again. That's it. That's the MMA career people love bringing up.
Jaws poster changed to Laws with Bruce wearing a Dredd helmet
You’re gonna need a bigger iso cube
Roses are red
Orchids are wired
Blocking somebody because you responded with a picture from the rugged lands of Shaolin is maidenless behavior.
I remember the episode where the one guy has his face half painted blue and genuinely unnerved me.
Professor Lundquist, in a seminar on compulsive thinkers, illustrates his brain-stapling technique.
Professor Lundquist, in a seminar on compulsive thinkers, illustrates his brain-stapling technique.
SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
TONIGHT on PRO WRESTLING POTLUCK
It’s my favorite time of year: THE GIMMICK GAUNTLET
I’m taking *your* calls tonight as you pitch BRAND NEW gimmicks! Over the next few weeks, we’ll vote until one remains!
Oh yeah- we’ll also watch matches, promos, and weird junk
twitch.tv/MisterGreenMist
One of my favorite games (Book of Hungry Names from Choice of Games, go play it) has a character who is a local musician and earnestly states that she doesn't get paid for music, instead she's a t-shirt merchant taking the long way around.
