T shirts that have the tag on the side seam can go to heck. 🤬

Why watch new shows when we can just alternate between Always Sunny and The Office and just rewatch those all over and over?

How the heck did January take 6 months to get through but we are already more than halfway through February?!

I wish Chex mix was just Chex and pretzels.

I don't know why salads aren't automatically chopped to begin with. Delish.

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I want to watch #romeo+Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes.

Why would I watch any other show when I can just watch the Office over and over again?

Who decided that just anyone could be an adult? 🤔I should be supervised

The sad thing is I've been so abused by the eagles that even though they have a 27 point lead with 3 minutes left in the game, I don't feel safe celebrating yet 🤣🤣

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🦅💚🦅💚🦅💚

Go birds!!! 💚🦅

Article 1

Section 8

CONGRESS shall have the power...

To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations

NOT THE PRESIDENT. NOT DOGE.

The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.

Perfectly captured.

Does anyone else say "Shakira Shakira" in that voice anytime they hear someone say Shakira? No?

I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.

We tried our hand at making calzones tonight. Definitely a learning experience.

😍😍

This is what we all should remember.

This winter has been getting my very best Adam Sandler. 🥶

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

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What about "I seent" 🤣🤣

Both only want money.

Too much soap, my guy. Too much soap.

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Swifties: Rep tv is happening today 🐍
Taylor Nation: lover cardigan 🩷🫶🏼