my favorite product marketing word is "miracle". it's so over the top. only through the power of god can we deliver you this incredible rubber oven gasket
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my favorite product marketing word is "miracle". it's so over the top. only through the power of god can we deliver you this incredible rubber oven gasket
yesss bro it’s peak
“confident badass” is usually written one specific way, and she has such a different spin on it that all you can do when she’s on it is esports pop off applause
supremely good media man. god i hope it keeps cruising at the top of the heap bc it deserves to be jjk level popular. has done such a good job of remixing shonen storytelling but avoiding so many of the cringe gender portrayal tropes. cleanly in the top manga of the decade along with dandadan
desscaras from ichi the witch saying “I’m the greatest there is. Loser.”
anyone not reading ichi the witch is missing out on one of the best female protagonists in history. desscaras is such a badass
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this used to be a phobia of mine...had a famously rough time of it as a kid and resisted p much everything that required needles. i eventually got better with it via repeat exposure and being massively distracted. i ramble and have a really attention-requiring conversation or hyperfocus on phone now
I asked ChatGPT if this was true and it says nobody believes the New York Post and even if a better newspaper were covering it she probably had it coming
Up at the top of the alphabet we are the closest animal to god. Everything the sun touches belongs to us
We are displeased that you see us in this way and will be taking measures
Took a weed gummy and an hour later I’m sitting here getting freaked out by videos of aardvarks. Why does it look like that. Nose animals. Sawed-off shotgun version of an anteater. They called the aardvark “aardvark” so it’d always be first in alphabetical order when it came time to question God
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wow I was just looking at this again and thinking about how good it was!
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One take I’m gonna need a lot less of from ppl in the fake news react era is “So what I got mad about wasn’t true, but…can’t we agree to still be mad about how it COULD have been true?”
And with the adblocker paywall splash you know nobody even read it, it was just headline reacts off an absurd URL
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omg it was right there all along
Gendo iCarly
It's truly an addition to the lineup