Candice Elizabeth Diana Apple

The Might Guy and Rock Lee storyline is such a testament to how important our mentors can be

Maybe my destiny all along was to be annoying on the internet

Mother

Went to the holy land today 🙏🏻✨

International Women’s Day 💜

You are

I hit Seana’s fruit loop flavored weed vape and proceeded to do the FAGGIEST things in jackhammer’s basement

Thank you 💖

Idk but the community ki we all had did shift something cosmic in me

TRASHED! At belly up

Me at jackhammer tonight: “Gang’s all here”!

😮💦🍆 at jackhammer 2nite

Tiny Miracle nation we rise tonight!!!! We love u tiny miracle!!!

TINY STANS ARE ALWAYS UP!!!!! I LOVE TINYYYYYYYYYY MIRACLEEEE ♥️

Doggie so he can collapse on me and act like a weighted blanket after

They forgot they booked me 🤡

Need someone in a fur suit to get me pregnant

Told my new coworker I used to be a barista at Starbucks and she said “you give ex Starbucks barista vibes” like oh!

Nothing sexier than suckin dick while orochimaru tries to overthrow the leaf village

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So incognito I almost didn’t recognize you when I started to wake up!!! So happy to say hi/bye before you got off though!!!!

a man is talking about stealing the declaration of independence from a movie . ALT: a man is talking about stealing the declaration of independence from a movie .

Let’s go rn

Girl I get why that cop pulled over your uber to get your number. You look STUNNIN!!

USPS worker said my passport photo looked incredible if anyone cares

420 blaze it

Exactlyyyyyyy!!!

I’d give a lot to have been at the clubs the weekend Donna Summer’s I feel Love got released

It’s just me and my work’s 40k Jimmy Johns points against the world