@phillypyrates
The official account for Philly-area OFMD shenanigans, including OFMD on the Big Screen (East Coast edition). Account run by @ferventemily.bsky.social and @cheersm3dears.bsky.social
Totally get it! Hopefully we’ll be able to have a weekend screening one day 🙏
Yes, this is the theatre :-)
I knoooow we’re so bummed we can’t do a weekend! But it is a good excuse to make the weekend twice as long 😈
Bonus! On the evening of Monday, May 11, there's an #ofmd variety show in the works! Stay tuned for more information to come....
an image of Ed and Stede of OFMD in the moonlight. text overlaid reads: oh my god, this is happening? OFMD ON THE BIG SCREEN! Save the date for a two-day screening! Monday, May 11th Tuesday, May 12th 2026 Ambler Theater 8 E Butler Ave, Ambler, PA kisses! foot touches! mermaids! suggestive fireworks!
It's time! #OFMDinTheatres: Philadelphia Edition registration opens today! 📽️🏴☠️
🏳️🌈If you're in or near the Philly area (or just want to travel to the Philly area for pirate fun!), fill out this form to confirm your spot. Payment is due Monday, April 20.🏳️🌈
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🏴☠️ forms.gle/PmzhTLVNpYbE... 🏴☠️
A picture of a telephone pole with many staples in it. There is a flyer stapled to it with a picture of Edward Teach eating. It says: COME WATCH ME EAT AN ENTIRE ROTISERIE CHICKEN November 6ty will be the 40th consecutive day rhat I have eaten an entire rotisserie chicken 12 o'clock noon The chicken will be consumed on that abandoned pier near Walmart This is not a party
A screenshot of a summary from ao3. It reads: The Philadelphia Chicken Man lookinglass Summary: Ed had an idea. It was a little weird, and probably not the best idea for a very well-regarded artist who was at the whim of shareholders and a board, but. If he was going out, he might as well go out with a bang. He straightened up the stack of flyers, grabbed one of his staple guns out of his workshop drawer, and set out down the street. He started in the immediate radius of the Walmart, tacking flyers up to light posts and bulletin boards. COME WATCH ME EAT AN ENTIRE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 3rd NOVEMBER WILL BE THE 40TH CONSECUTIVE DAY THAT I HAVE EATEN AN ENTIRE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 12 0’CLOCK NOON THE CHICKEN WILL BE CONSUMED ON THAT ABANDONED PIER BY WALMART THIS IS NOT A PARTY
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Time to once again share my fic THE PHILADELPHIA CHICKEN MAN 💅🔥🦃 (I swear it's actually a Thanksgiving fic). 10k of heartfelt fluff, positive body image, and modern au #Gentlebeard falling in love. I promise it's not as stupid as it sounds.
archiveofourown.org/works/54629962
Timezone bump for those interested in participating in an #OFMD variety show next spring 👀
Ahoy pirates! Since our screening in May will be happening over two days, we thought we'd host an #ofmd variety show on the night between days 1 and 2. We are in the early stages of planning and would like to get a sense of folks' interest. Let us know if you would be interested in participating!
Oh 10000%
The train goes HARD
Right?! So uncalled for 😭
Save the date for #OFMDinTheatres on the east coast! Registration will open in January.