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He is rizzin' I rage-consume history and lighten things up with dystopian fiction. Xavier Cugat megastan. Enjoyer of light misanthropy. Views my own, but somebody else thought of them first.

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We only get gas through them, I wonder if they're pumping those, too

10.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna say "the only president in my memory who is known for audibly shitting himself is currently in office" but he wears diapers, so I guess I have to concede here

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew it

09.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of those "the less you know, the less you are able to think, the more this makes sense" moments. True Dunning-Kreuger energy.

09.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2403 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from February 24, 2026, to March 8, 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing Iran's connectivity normal most of the time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of February 28. The drop in connectivity aligns with nation-scale internet blackout imposed during joint military strikes by the US and Israel. The minimum and current connectivity levels are indicated as 1% and 1%, respectively. The chart has a dark background with a red horizontal arrow labeled 'SHUTDOWN', indicates the period of disruption and includes the NetBlocks logo in the lower left corner.

Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from February 24, 2026, to March 8, 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing Iran's connectivity normal most of the time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of February 28. The drop in connectivity aligns with nation-scale internet blackout imposed during joint military strikes by the US and Israel. The minimum and current connectivity levels are indicated as 1% and 1%, respectively. The chart has a dark background with a red horizontal arrow labeled 'SHUTDOWN', indicates the period of disruption and includes the NetBlocks logo in the lower left corner.

⚠️ Update: It's Sunday morning in #Iran where the internet blackout continues into its second week, with the incident entering its ninth day at hour 192.

Though technical infrastructure remains operational, only a heavily controlled domestic intranet is available to residents.

08.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

If the economy is like a pinball machine then there are a few people who have the coins and position to play it while the rest of us are inside, dancing around and paid when we get hit by the ball

08.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But imagine how much better Kamala would feel right now

08.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're in congress now and not pushing a war powers act or a declaration of war then nobody should vote for you next time. This is not the time for cowardice.

08.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what the brainwashing looks like right now for the "I voted for this!" crowd.

07.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"End Times" Evangelicals won the nude jell-o wrestling tournament in the white house and have seized control. Trump has dementia and is easy to manipulate. They're sending our kids to their deaths.

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just drafted a three part skeet and went to see if I could find some satellite imagery, came back and the skeet was gone. Apparently it doesn't just auto-draft and the app just says "fuck it, we ain't gonna save that" before it just times out.

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heartbreak has a way of solidifying into disappointment. After awhile, that's all you expect.

06.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same economics as T-Mobile Park, different population

05.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will they learn?

05.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Regarding how we are outclassed in Iran since our drone warfare is not up to snuff

05.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT vibe coding is incredibly underwhelming. I'm getting to the point where I'm just going to write it myself and tell my employer I used AI.

We're being coerced as a society to adopt this extremely so-so technology while ignoring the ecological and sociological trade-offs.

04.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On conspiracy

04.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In ominous sign, Texas Republicans changed voting rules, then blocked efforts to protect voters β€œWe can’t let a small group of conspiracy theorists set the rules for Texas voters anymore."

Texans in two counties struggled to find their polling locations for primary voting Tuesday after a GOP-driven change. The secretary of state’s office failed to provide accurate information. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

04.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1516 πŸ” 719 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 45
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Thinking of how they used to market things they knew we wouldn't sign off on "in the before times" whereas now they just do whatever they want and fuck you if you don't like it

04.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL good

04.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's not a Bible thumper, he's religious. Maybe you should look up what a Bible thumper is.

01.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Support of Israel's genocide isn't a dealbreaker for you?

01.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jasmine Crockett is pro Israel. Talarico seems like a better choice but he apparently hasn't called Gaza a genocide, at least in public. I wonder how that's gonna play out.

01.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's such an asshole. How many times have we seen her tease a face turn, just to give us the heel again. Worthless human.

01.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, also as a pretense to cancel midterm elections.

28.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just passed a half-mile long procession plugging up the 405 northbound where all of the cars were flying the Iranian flag. Some had American flags, a couple had both Iranian and Israeli flags.

28.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Email to USA Hockey

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

23.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 18921 πŸ” 3108 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 553
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Rant re: the DNC's "2024 autopsy" and why people don't really want them even while MAGA is running concentration camps.

23.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the guy who valiantly strode away from Epstein's creepy dining room massage table and declared he would never associate with him again, then later start a business together. Not that guy. Say it ain't so.

23.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0