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Gordon Lamb

@gordonlamb

Senior Writer & Columnist @FlagpoleMusic & @FlagpoleMag , Seen in @Vice , @NYLONguysmag, @totalbozo , @BitterSouth . absentee landlord @24 Hour Party Pooper

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I saw a comment the other day that described Turnstile as the "Coldplay of hardcore" and, while not strictly true, that's pretty dang funny.

07.03.2026 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🙌

16.02.2026 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is like two eBay sellers fighting on Record Store Day.

15.02.2026 00:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Never seen it spelled this way

02.02.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This was peak Egg Nog

01.02.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fire the intern.

31.01.2026 18:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.01.2026 15:42 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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21.01.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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These pants were advertised to me via text message and I feel like I'm being trolled.

19.01.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know what, kid? YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

05.01.2026 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.01.2026 16:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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These terms are acceptable.

01.01.2026 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Entertainment Industry, stop trying to make Robyn happen in the States. It's never going to happen. I feel like I've mentioned this before.

01.01.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven't cracked it open yet. Will advise.

01.01.2026 03:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to put it on my calendar and set multiple reminders. I got up at 7am today solely for this task. It was $8.00.

01.01.2026 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

See ya next year

31.12.2025 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Algorithm on point

27.12.2025 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So did I

25.12.2025 03:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Heads up

24.12.2025 23:36 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

You ever heard that joke about a guy who was making fun of another guy who happened to be named Terry? Well, Terry got really mad and killed the other guy and his cause of death was listed as "Dissin' Terry".

18.12.2025 05:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No one wants to work anymore.

16.12.2025 22:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When the band decides to change its name but still has a closet full of records with the old name.

16.12.2025 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've bought more records based on Peter Buck interviews than any other single factor.

15.12.2025 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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hey wait a minute

10.12.2025 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've never really been a fan of Heart but damn does that Ann Wilson have a great Rock-n-Roll voice.

09.12.2025 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No wonder I'm so tired.

04.12.2025 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Some guys have all the luck.

01.12.2025 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will never need to hear it ever again. Hell, I didn't need to hear it the first time. And I like Wham!, generally speaking.

01.12.2025 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

01.12.2025 16:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the worst. Right up there with "Last Christmas".

01.12.2025 14:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0