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Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock

@iluvtacos0822

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Latest posts by Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @iluvtacos0822

Voices in my head need to shut up.

23.03.2025 02:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the hottest girl you know is falling asleep right now

22.03.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 374 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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22.03.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 6809 πŸ” 823 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 31

Broken and not sure how to fix myself.

22.03.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so lonely sometimes

12.03.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely

11.03.2025 10:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. I have my boat coming to pick me up later to disappear if you wanna join.

10.03.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not very hungry. Just one spaghetto for me, please.

10.03.2025 16:11 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes they just don't like your half of a face.

10.03.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Disappear. No one cares anyways.

10.03.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't watch Severance" is the new "I've never seen Game of Thrones."

07.03.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

I wish

07.03.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent feelings that don’t get hurt

07.03.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

sitting with the music

07.03.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t sleep like a baby. I sleep like a stressed-out senior who forgot to pay the bills and is now dreaming about being chased by a giant to-do list.

07.03.2025 13:19 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

He died doing what he loved, a shit ton of cocaine.

07.03.2025 11:30 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too early for a nap?

07.03.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve got 99 problems, but 98 of them can be solved with coffee and faking my own death.

06.03.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 664 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Haha thanks!

07.03.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmhmm

07.03.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I am a fucking child of the 90's but not like a fucking Pokemon child, more fucking immature young adult child

07.03.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many mental health walks until I’m cured?

04.03.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Alone in a crowded room.

07.03.2025 12:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday, you fuckbags

07.03.2025 09:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.11.2024 14:09 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*follows you back* ok now what

06.03.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 1

I reserve the right to take back a fuck once given.

07.03.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

Think I’ll start a new life here.

07.03.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0