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i rly love the texture of springy imitation crab i wish all meat had that texture....... then i could eat anything alive.........

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOTTA LICK UP HIS DROOL AND TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! need 2 hear him make animalistic noises he'd otherwise never ever make

sex with sage 0f truth

my underwear isn't surviving a mere few hours of me being horny

I'VE BEEN KEEPING IN MY INSANE THOUGHTS 2 MUCH I'VE BEEN HOLDING MYSELF BACK 4 NO REASON i looooooooove thinking abt sage it makes me sososososo happy hehehe ok that's my insane thread!!!!!!!!! thanks 4 coming every1. i'm about 2 cum too (JOKING) (MAYBE)

I WANNA FEEL HIS RACING HEART POUNDING IN MY MOUTH I WANNA RIP HIM APART I WANNA RUIN N DESTROY HIM i wanna sit at his feet like a good dog n feel him scratch my head while he does whatever he does all day. i wanna huff his clothes i wanna bite his hips i wanna bite him all over

I WISH I COULD STALK HIM EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD MAKE WATCHING HIM MY FULL TIME JOB!!!!! I WANNA STARE AT HIM WITHOUT HIM KNOWING N SEE HOW HE ACTS N THEN TACKLE HIM AND SEE WHAT NOISE HE MAKES WHEN HE DOESN'T EXPECT ME CATCHING HIM I WANNA HEAR HIS HEART RACING

i wanna mix our blood and our scents n our spit n everything everything everything everything i wanna see his insides i wanna carry him around like a balloon by a leash i wanna stare at him for hours i wanna see every crevice of his guts n brain i wanna stare down his throat i wanna iiiii

any time he's away from me i wanna be able 2 chase him n hunt him down j wanna sniff him out n tackle him down the second i find him whether or not he knew i was coming!!!!!! i wanna pin him down n bite his throat out!!!!!!! i wanna scar him all over i wanna make him always wondering if i'm watching

i like sage i like sage i like sage i wanna think abt him 24/7 i already do but i wanna even MORE i wanna stitch our bodies together i wanna swap organs i wanna eat him i wanna know everything he thinks ever i wanna crawl inside him i wanna be in his brain i wanna know everything

i need to be obsessive or i die. OR I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ineed sage

having such insane obsessive thoughts i caught myself panting IN FRONT OF MY COWORKER!!!!!! I'M OFF WORK IN LIKE 6 MINUTES WHY COULDN'T I HAVE WAITED

YOU'RE ONTO SUCH PEAK THOUGHTS KEEP THINKING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

2 hours of work left n i can already feel i've soaked thru my underwear . OK

remembered i have free will so i'm wearing lingerie under my clothes 2 work today. nobody will know AND it makes me feel like a whore YAAAAYYY‼️
it'll probably make me so insanely horny but it's only a 4 hour shift today so i don't gotta worry abt soaking my underwear tooooooo much!!!!!!!!! LALALALA

need 2 bite s0ul jam....... wanna eat s0ul jam....... gotta know what it tastes like n the texture n everything................

bark bark bark

waittttt no i wanna be chained 2 a pole by a too tight leashhh ggrrgrgrrrrr barkbarkbarkbark
walks in circles b4 collapsing n doing a big dog sigh aauuu goodnight

i wish they'd add priv accs on here already n i also wish my brains were splattered on the wall in a very small dimly lit public bathroom for someone 2 randomly stumble upon

IT'S NOT MY FAULTTTTTT I WAS SO BORED IT WAS MAKING ME SOSOSOSO TIRED i also can't stop dogging!!!!!!!! when i'm a dog 💜

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!! and a jar 4 his spit and a jar 4 his sweat!!!!!! a jar 4 every fluid!!!!!!! except his jam i gotta eat that

it's so so so so SOOOOOOOOOOO unfair that i can't collect sage's hair n add it to my hair collection. IT'S UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD BE ABLE 2 COLLECT EVERY SCRAP FROM HIS BODY!!!!!!!!!!! INCLUDING CRUMBS

took a shower instead!!!!!!! category 5 bored event No survivors

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING 2 DOOOOOOO NO GAMES SOUND FUN N I DON'T WANNA DRAW OR WRITE OR AUUGHHHHHHHHH

sitting here being bored as fuck i'm abt 2 just go outside and start walking in circles

i'm playing gt@ n just heard an ad in it say "seeing another man use ur wife as a urinal rly puts ur marriage into perspective" n now i'm like dam....... maybe that's what sm and pv need

I KEEP HAVING 2 PEE!!!!!! I HAVE TOO MUCH PEE IN ME

life would be so beautiful if pv and sage were under a spell that made them unable 2 tell when they've pissed themselves. walking around in yellow clothes!!!! or actively pissing!!!!!!!!

thinking abt the sentient food containers n also thinking abt sage getting put thru one of those fish bone separator devices that removes all their guts n bones within seconds. BEING WEIRD IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!