🔞🏆☘️Luck O’ the Moose☘️🏆🔞

"Holy shit! A-aren't you...? N-no way... Cosmo Leo would never..."

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"Being the only two people in an entire station must be awfully boring, though Duuz knows how to keep a soldier's spirits up, of course while still retaining his authority and Saurian pride..."

Public release of ptrn/substar image set also was suggested by a patron!

Oh, and cum. Cum too.

I just know his ass smells like weed and fabric softener…

To me, as a fantasy, it’s great. I can just imagine that, like how porn rarely depicts cleaning out before anal, they exist in a world where poop doesn’t exist and it’s just perfect BO stank. In real life, though, I have a strict “please have washed your ass since the last time you dookied” policy.

Bully being all “Hahaha, fuckin’ gay nerd!” as he rides your cock like a bucking bronco, his own cock splattering pre everywhere while he smashes his prostate with your rock-hard, nerdy-ass, loser dong.

Oooh! Is it contagious? Catch a whiff and now your own stink (with a new underlying scent of the one who infected you) triggers a big dumb lunk transformation…

Probably undies or, in the specific instance of briefs, tighty whities. As long as the phrase begins with “…cream your/his/their _________”, though, I’m probably going to be happy.

Man, I just love the Romance languages…

Add on the fact that they’re working in forges all day? Forgot about it. You’re cooked…

Dwarf ass is like orc ass, but because of their shorter stature, it’s much more concentrated. Dwarf ass is to orc ass as chomping on an entire tub of instant coffee crystals is to a nice shot of espresso. Both’ll get you buzzed, but the dwarf ass will fry you for days.

Winter is actually tied with autumn for my favorite season, but I get the SAD… :(

They should invent a winter that’s snowy and pretty without the seasonal affective disorder.

HOBO UNCLE [1/3]

You came across this Hobo on the street and decided to gives him your 'Special cocktail ' to see his reaction ~🐶💦💦

HOBO UNCLE [2/3]

Second part of the Hobo!

HOBO UNCLE [3/3]

Third and final part!!
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dad be freudian slipping his dick into my oedipussy like a complex

(But sometimes, being under foot of a big, powerful daddy rubbing my throbbing cock with his smelly foot is where it’s at [“it” being me])

For the most part, feet are like armpits and ass to me; just another musk vector. They stink, I sink, etc., etc.

★ "Mr. Luffins", Your Big Buddy
( It/It's )

I’ve been working on a seal OC (O-Sea?) for a while now, but recently my entire internet experience has been flooded with an over pouring of seal and sea lion videos and it’s just solidified how much I love those slippery, flippery little guys…truly obsessed now…

I love seeing everyone treating that basketball goat like *The Only Top at Gay Furry Jock University*. I don’t think I’ve seen a single picture of him bottoming. He’s always just nervously fucking the hell out of all the bigger characters and I give this my personal sub-top stamp of approval!

I once had this happen with a friend’s stepdad…that was a core formative sexual awakening moment…

While I appreciate “ugly bastard” fetish art because I love me a sleazy middle aged man, I’ve noticed that most “ugly bastard” art is just fat, hairy guys, who, as we all know, are the sexiest men alive. And as a fat, hairy man myself, sometimes I see art like that and am like…

in a three-panel comic, the first two panels are a close-up of a hung guy slamming on top of a twitching cock, and he says, "so, tell me." the last panel zooms out. the elephant power bottoms on top of a zonked, drooling possum, both on a couch in a therapist's office. the elephant says, "what feelings come up for you when a strong, dominant man takes control? try calling me daddy and see how that feels."

hypnotherapy

Listen, us bears are hauling a lot around, so we need lots of fuel and lots of rest. My body basically works like a 15 year old iPod; 10 hours of charging for 4 hours of use…

Hypnotic teddy bear brainwashing men into dirty horny slob gooners, smoking, boozing, getting high and masturbating, avoiding showers, pissing, drooling, dumber than a bag of rocks, uhhh yeah

All because they looked in the teddy bear's little glass eyes and listened to the teddy bear's goofy voice

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