It’s an irresponsible amount of cheese for a single slice, which makes it a) structurally unsound, and b) hard to complain about
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It’s an irresponsible amount of cheese for a single slice, which makes it a) structurally unsound, and b) hard to complain about
Photo of a pan pizza. Text says “Worse than you remember, or your money back.” And the Pizza Hut logo
Incredible ad in my digest email from The Onion
“Hail Saint Nick” is so fucking funny
It was implied
Congrats on entering the Criterion Closet!
Also, the signage sucks, and airport staff point you in the wrong direction like, 70% of the time. Kafkaesque
Also, LAX doesn’t get enough hate. Most poorly designed airport I’ve ever layover’d in
Whatever you do, avoid the Hollywood remake of Oldboy from 2013. It sucks
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
Donald Trump Was Practicing Regime Change the Right Way by Ezra Klein
Glad you could find it! I doubt many people remember this movie, but I liked it
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "Toodleoo, Fuckface"
Eight years?! Cheers for keeping the tradition alive! 🎅🎬 #movies
This man must be stopped. Rest assured, the *proper channels* have been notified
Merry Christmas @timjamesmedia.ca, and all the best to you and your family in 2026!
And hey, if Ghost In A Shell is correct in its predictions, we'll all have robotic body parts in just three short years! Think of the implications!
ANIME BONUS ROUND: #Japan
Ghost In A Shell (1995) - In the future, human body parts can be replaced with robotics. This has implications.
Hollywood tried to do a live-action version of this story with Scarlett Johansson in 2017, and it sucked #ElbowsUp
BACKUPS: Your Name (2016), Paprika (2006)
Day 5: #Germany
Run Lola Run (1998) - Lola has 20 minutes to get a bag of money to her boyfriend, or he'll be killed. How does that play out? The film has a few options.
It's just like a Hollywood action movie, only everyone is speaking German.
BACKUPS: The Lives Of Others (2006), Das Boot (1981)
DAY 4: #France
The 400 Blows (1959) - This coming-of-age classic helped inspire an artistic movement, and generations of successful filmmakers.
The story itself is surprisingly straightforward: a young boy can't catch a break, and causes trouble.
BACKUPS: Anatomy Of A Fall (2023), Amélie (2001)
Day 3: #NewZealand
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) - Four ancient vampires live as roommates in a Wellington suburb, and have to contend with the inconveniences of modern life.
Both this, and the TV series it spawned, are hilarious.
BACKUPS: Tickled (2016), Hunt For The Wilderpeople (2016)
DAY 2: #Korea
Parasite (2019) - The New York Times recently published a list of the 100 best movies of the 21st Century. This was #1.
In their words, it's "a ferocious rebuke to the devastations of neoliberalism".
...yeah, totally. I agree.
BACKUPS: Oldboy (2003), No Other Choice (2025)
DAY 1: #Canada
The Last Casino (2004) - A deadbeat university professor recruits three students into a Blackjack card counting scheme. Drama ensues.
Hollywood tried to do this same story with Kevin Spacey in 2008, and it sucked #ElbowsUp
BACKUPS: Bon Cop, Bad Cop (2006), Strange Brew (1983)
🎄HOLIDAY WATCH LIST EXTRAVAGANZA VOL. VIII🎄
Eight years in and this Christmas tradition, aimed at getting @timjamesmedia.ca to watch more #movies, is STILL GOING STRONG!
This time we're breaking out of Hollywood, and showcasing films NOT MADE IN AMERICA! Five days, five flicks, let's go #Cinema
Careful dude, I don’t know if the internet is ready for takes this spicy
Meanwhile, my fantasy opponent this week pulled this shit
I’m on the west coast so I’m good, but this World Series is going to fuck up a lot of Halloween parties in Canada
Everywhere I go, people are wearing Jays gear. People I know who have never watched baseball (me included) are staying up past midnight to for an 18th inning. The coffee shop has baseball donuts.
And, I cannot emphasize this enough, I am in a city *3000 km from Toronto*
Canada is behind this team
Donald Trump has destroyed the East Wing of the White House the right way.
by Ezra Klein
Astute kid you got there
