Nick the Gay Asparagus πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's Avatar

Nick the Gay Asparagus πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@gayasparagus

He/him. Gay. AuDHD. Leftist. Antitheistic atheist (non organized inclusive religion is ok) Furry. Pup. Minnesota is home.

6,631
Followers
1,245
Following
967
Posts
13.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Nick the Gay Asparagus πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @gayasparagus

β€œI had never even changed my sex marker. All I did was change my name in December, so that’s the only way they could’ve flagged me.”

03.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

A disturbing and hypocritical ruling on so many levels. Especially the due process holding.

The court JUST said there’s no deeply rooted right for women to control their own bodies. But there is a deeply rooted right for parents to know if their kids question their gender at school? Come on.

03.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1737 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 28

Thats terrifying

03.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 6994 πŸ” 3166 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 48
Preview
Vanderbilt To Drop Major Gender-Affirming Surgeries For Trans Adults After six months, it seems Vanderbilt will no longer offer these surgeries to patients of any age.

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Feb 23 EITM
Vanderbilt U Med Ctr sends email saying it is stopping "gender affirming plastic surgery" for _adults_ but w/o details or policy specifics except that non-surgical treatment continues. This wd make it among 1st major hospitals to end adult procedures.

23.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The calls for trans people to be quieter as we're wiped out are only going to increase, and you owe it to your sisters and brothers to get louder and louder.

19.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 3509 πŸ” 1131 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 37

😭 anything with memory in it is skyrocketing

17.02.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure you read the instructions on balancing the tone arm!

16.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They keep changing tactics but keep kidnapping my neighbors. Every time they claim they’re drawing down things get a little worse.

14.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
Preview
Children 'weaponised' in toxic trans debate, Cass says Clinician Dr Hilary Cass says

This article is factually incorrect.

Puberty blockers were not banned for under 18s last year.

They were banned for trans patients who are under 18.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

15.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 17733 πŸ” 6103 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 178

You're bigger

13.02.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–πŸ»

13.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The hat is backwards

13.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

American concentration camps are being sold to the public in exactly the same manner as those in Nazi Germany

10.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
Video thumbnail

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are buildingβ€”and have builtβ€”a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

10.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 38557 πŸ” 13776 πŸ’¬ 795 πŸ“Œ 559
Preview
β€˜He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

β€œHe can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, β€˜Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

10.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 13914 πŸ” 5357 πŸ’¬ 374 πŸ“Œ 525
Post image

Another powerful moment from Bad Bunny on Super Bowl LX πŸ’™

09.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I can't even get off by hand. So... lucky youu

07.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Who goes back to court to lock up a 5-year-old?? Cruel and completely shameful.

03.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s just weird to see a toddler in a pink onesie getting their eyes washed out from tear gas, you know?”

03.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3281 πŸ” 1092 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 21

Nah. Lowered. Slowly.

31.01.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cutie

31.01.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.

Worries about vaccination rates in dogs As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.

May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.

22.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 4853 πŸ” 2080 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 216
Video thumbnail

Frey: "In Mpls, we heard them say they'll end this siege when we hand over voter rolls. The DOJ is being used as a weapon. They're investigating me and several other local elected officials not because we've done something wrong because we speak on behalf of our constituents.

29.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 18870 πŸ” 6016 πŸ’¬ 375 πŸ“Œ 188
Post image
30.01.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Eugenics...

30.01.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
30.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0