In amongst all the #NUFC fun and games in town before Saturday's match, it dawned on me how chillingly accurate Sam Fender's lyrics in Hypersonic Missiles now are...
09.03.2026 10:30
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In amongst all the #NUFC fun and games in town before Saturday's match, it dawned on me how chillingly accurate Sam Fender's lyrics in Hypersonic Missiles now are...
People are like "you should be more pissed off about the football result" but the thing is, I'm already pissed off about *checks notes* pretty much everything in the world. The football is my escape from that.
#nufc #thefootball
fwiw i don't like the fa cup being on subscription channels. let us have at least that for nowt.
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Tindall is such a peacock, man. #nufc
💎 #MCFC Tactical Thread 💎
The Premier League has evolved, and so have City. They've surrendered some control in exchange for attacking open spaces in transition. I've down way too many of these for City this season, so I'll it high level this time-
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Threat Level (off Twitter) had me panicking as he's suggested annual season ticket payments are being collected today.
I've just called the box office who have confirmed emails are going out Monday and if you're like me and wanting to swich to monthly payments, you need to do it Monday. #NUFC
My rubbish iPhone finally gave up the ghost, and I’m back to the even older one. Of course setting it up was a pain, lost loads of passwords etc, so can any Toon fan who was following me before do so on this new account please? HTL
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Oh yes please. Sunday teatime treat. #LOVEJOY
He looked gutted he didn't score. That's all.
I think that's the biggest swing I've ever had in a game from being absolutely finished with football to shouting and screaming in delight and upsetting the neighbours.
Magic.
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We’ve had plenty of downs this year & we've been well off it in the league.
But at the heart of this group we have something very special ... and at the centre of it is Eddie Howe.
Let’s not be too quick to throw that away.
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To my eye, he's always showing and offers a lot in possession. His touch is sublime as well.
Best wishes.
(Morgan Freeman narrator voice): He did not, of course, turn it off.
That was fun. Emotional kernel topped up. #NUFC
Had to stop watching it.
Wish football was fun.
Not like an episode of EastEnders
Don't want to be an emotional husk after watching the match. #NUFC
"The Epstien Wars, Begun they have."
Full moon init.
🔴 #MUFC Tactical Thread 🔴
When our fixture list is the way it's been, I welcome any opportunity to double dip on scouting opponents. My oppo preview for Everton just happened to be against Man Utd- #NUFC
45 mins more grapple-fest in the Leeds v the Mackems game... Resulting in one shot on target all half. When are these dozy PGMOL fuckers going to realise that they are killing the PL? #NUFC
Some financial musings on missing out on Europe 🧵 #nufc
The media mutterings is that it's Europe or bust. Whilst being in the CL each year would be lovely the reality is only Arsenal and City (Liv?) can guarantee that. For the rest of us we have to be more pragmatic and the club will be.
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📊 The stats that show the team is broken…
😬 What are they good at this season?
👀 Is Nick Woltemade being treated unfairly?
🧤 Bart Verbruggen links!
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Completely agree. It has tightened up the tight spaces even further. Constantly makes players off balance, but not enough for a penalty (say the talking heads). Eugh.
The grappling does me in.
So, the Premier League part of this season is clearly going to be a disappointment. I have more than a few thoughts on this.
1. I'm still an Eddie Howe fan, but it's clear that his best skill - individual player development - is incompatible with the kind of calendar that we had this year. (1/8)
Yesterday was one we absolutely had to have.
#EFC Tactical Thread 🔵
Watched Everton-Man United. Feel like Everton were hard done a little bit, but also don't think either side deserved to win. Here's the breakdown ahead of their visit to SJP. #NUFC
Lmao
This is it.
