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@talesofderp

Your (least) favorite degenerate. Youngest ball rep in PBA Tour history. I'm on the Nightrain. Lost my tail. Lost my smile. Don’t follow if you’re annoyed by wrestling, comic books, lefty takes or Oregon Duck propaganda. #Villain #ShotClub #GoDucks

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there’s an alt world where Marvel gets to movies first and Daredevil (1989) is the absolute superhero blockbuster proof of concept. it’s why it’s always worked at least a bit in every medium.

07.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that Daredevil teaser is fuckin HOT

07.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

espn decided this was an urgent matter they should push to the Home Screen of your phone asap instead of the inane ramblings of an elderly fascist with soggy cardboard for brains

07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 980 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

light the fuse

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US troops were told war on Iran was β€˜all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges Religious freedom group says 200 troops sent complaints of superiors using extremist Christian rhetoric to justify war

A group of 15 servicemembers say their commander told them: β€œTrump has been annointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran that will cause Armageddon.” That’s just one of dozens of similar complaints. Holy shit. WHERE IS THIS STORY IN THE U. S. PRESS?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

07.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3
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MOVING. ON!

#GoDucks

Via: OregonWBB

06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aye since we’re here let’s just see how far we can go, eh? #GoDucks

06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she is a fuckin demon in iso

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need that Katie Fiso jersey

06.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

::QUACKING INTENSIFIES::

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCKING DAGGGER! LETS FUCKING GO GIRLS

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Katie Fiso going bonkers right now

06.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10958 πŸ” 3047 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 39

you know what’s cool about being a babyface company? it makes it super compelling when a heel is your champion

05.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NBC should listen to the fans and rebrand their entire NBA coverage as β€œShowtime” again, with just a tick of changes.

04.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now, I'm glad I didn't know….the way it all would end; the way it all would go-ooh-woah-ohhh….

Our lives are better left to chance. I could've missed the pain; but I'd of had to miss…..the dance.

02.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lookin' back…..on the memory of;
the dance we shared beneath the stars above.

For a moment all the world wasn't right;
How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye?

02.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i just realized i can connect the apple music on my PC to my apple TV and play music in surround sound between both in my apartment and this fucking rules

02.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is Yoda the Star Wars equivalent of Bill Clinton?!!!???

02.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay so now that I think about it….is there like a stoner’s college essay there on Qui Gon being Epstein? Or maybe Sifo-Dyas???!!!!??!

02.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh hell yeah

02.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i swear i watch the Kendrick Super Bowl halftime show like once a month and the moment Mustard is on the field makes me get the biggest smile every time.

02.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my one solace is that the current Ultimates book is anti-all this: *gestures at current american policy*

02.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sorry for posting from x the everything app but this rules

02.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Dark Side Of The Ring - Damn Hausen

(from the always amazing aeonlinear)

01.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 29

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

28.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 5054 πŸ” 689 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 25
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 17019 πŸ” 6541 πŸ’¬ 469 πŸ“Œ 549
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

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