Julie NickieBarba

Do I qualify for the slimline? (I won't be offended if I don't.)

Thank you for posting this summation. I think that you've had some sorrow recently. Please take our responses and reposts as an giant Internet hug of appreciation of you and your eloquence. 🫂🙏🏼

And one each on the cats' carriers, so they're with a friendly face when traveling...

Could I get a sticker or two instead? I want a big one for my laptop and a little one for my cane. And another one to magnetize for the fridge.

2 feet's worth of a black cat's toes. The cat's head is unsettlingly out of focus.

Aww! Baby toes! The cutest! Have some beans with your breakfast.

Goofus Doofus official fandom mascot, yes? He's a microcosm showing all the best bits about this place: whimsical, kind, uplifting, quite unhinged, and could never have been created by anything other than a human 🥰💖

You're no help. Forcing me to choose between ogling pretty people in pretty clothing or sorting through junk in boxes. Where is your humanity, ma'am?

Ok. Now you have to quit distracting me from my to-do list with these adorable fits. (I put the onus on you because clearly I have no self-discipline 😅)

People with more enthusiasm than critical thinking skills

If like to see the demographics of who buys in to this.

that's got crispy bits 🤣

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I was such a piker when I had a social life.

Thank you! I've been wondering about that.

Could you talk a little about differences (if any) between writing novels vs ff?

Is it a conceptually different experience?

I only make these on demand, so I didn't have good examples. Here are some others that I have on hand. They're less sloppy in person.

The big ones are mug rugs. You would get 2 of those, or 4 coasters. I'm happy to answer any questions.

Just letting the world know 2 things:

1) My new doctor thinks I'm pleasant. Right there in the clinician notes. Little do they know how sarcastic & temperamental I really am.

2) I'm offering handmade quilted Pride coasters in the Craft Fair. Choose your flag colors. Absorbent & heat resistant.

So, I guess these guys would be known as:

Mizzy
Fangmaid
Mervan

The tv show Flight of the Conchord? Rhys singing Leggy Blonde belongs in everyone's playlist.

Thank you for posting them! -- a scarred non-Tumblrite 😁

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Why are people such jerks? (not the commenters here)? Just because you had a different experience, they have to tear you down. How do they justify this behavior?

Hey to all peri people out there. Whatever your dental care routine is currently, double it.

Peri can wreck not only your brain, but also your teeth. It's really common for enamel to soften and gums to recede. My dentist had no clue whatsoever that dropping estrogen levels affect dental health.

My cats adopted my kids hard. 1 would run for us while the other stood guard if a kid were upset. (I never had the heart to tell them that we knew they were crying. The whole neighborhood knew they were crying.)

This all freaked out my grandmother. She came from the "cats steal babies' breath era"

I am now very hard manifesting Zheng as my project manager and Auntie as her crew chief.

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I dunno. I get a "I will guard this weird new thing no matter what. MY baby" vibe here.

Congratulations on expanding your cat's horizons /jk

Having just purchased flooring for an entire house at once, I say with confidence that the experience would have been so much better in this universe than it was in mine.

You've actually done a large part of the work, in that you recognize the disconnect between perception and <reality>. Trust me on this.

Can I just suggest that your brain is an unreliable narrator with respect to the whole Gordian Knot of expectations, perception, and valuation of the self?

Oh no! Oppositional defiance of arbitrarily imposed limits!