Thom LaZucchina

The I Love LA group chat must be in an absolute shambles this morning. They have to be seething!

My first two cock pics of 2026. One of them has a bit of a pop culture inspiration. IYKYK. I haven’t posted for #FCF very much lately because I’m just incredibly bored with my own penis (and taking essentially the same pic over and over.) #FCF

Connor Storrie, with age, could play Don Draper, Walter White, or Tony Soprano. I’m not sure any of those guys could ever have played this role. I don’t think we should underestimate what this kid is accomplishing simply because it’s a bit of a glossy show.

“Sceney LA gay guys” is brutal and absolutely perfect.

One of them won two whole championships in a music montage 😂

Spoiler alert-ish: The most cynical yet realistic thing that happened in this episode was the relationship dynamic switching almost immediately when the professional hierarchy switched. This further proves what a dumb, evil asshole the friend from episode three is.

In a story written by a (desired adjectives omitted) middle aged straight(?) woman we have to accept that she meant well. In real life that character did not mean well at all. Ever.

It’s always awesome and healthy to center an ostensibly heterosexual woman in the love story of two gay men. Did you see all the windows that penthouse? Lots of fucking “sunshine” in that place!

I’m actually outraged!

Guys, please do not break up with a wealthy, beautiful, 40-year-old professional athlete with whom you appear to have amazing sex because one of your female friends makes you feel bad about keeping it a secret for a couple years. You gently eliminate that friend, and wait it the fuck out! Nonsense!

There is not enough bleach in the world…

New-ish middle-aged fear/anxiety - being strangled in the night by my CPAP hose.

Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.

Sold at about a 300% mark-up from the identical item usef for home elder care.

Your parents are largely correct in this position.

This is not my original thought, but it cracks me up that every NCAA quarterback now has a name from 2003 Sean Cody because those “straight” boys were all using that years worst/most popular baby names for their porn names.

I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?

Worse yet is political messages as profile names on the apps. I may agree 100% with your cause, but we won’t be meeting because clearly you are insufferable.

Wings? #FCF

This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.

These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now.

Proposed captions…

1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?)

2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you?

Retweet for #1, Like for #2

#chunky

Ooh, reference object!

I’m too damned old to have been a huge fan, but I’ve come to the conclusion that strongly held negative opinions/feelings about that woman are a pretty good indicator of mental illness.

Sure. Here you go…

Their “official” heights are 6’5” and 5’9”, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Jacob is the one that’s lying. Has to be a pain in the ass to get him in a frame with his co-stars.

Some poor junior exec is getting fired for this picture.

Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.

Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF

Boxers!

#FCF

Here you go…

TBH, I think she’s this generations Jill Sobule (rip), or Donna Lewis.